Coma Toes

I'm glad to be in a coma
I hope it’s one of those comas
Where you can’t still hear
I want to be as near death
As is physically possible
I can’t help feeling this way
Because I just hate people
I just want to silently kick back
Be totally and utterly unaware
Shit and piss into a bag
Get fed through a drip
Get turned now and then

So I don’t have to listen to:

Trump is just like Hitler
Or
Jail for crooked Hillary
Or
Obama is too white to be black
Or
Islam is a religion of peace
Or
Kim Jong Un is a complete mentalist
Or
Mark Zuckerberg is the antichrist
Or
Hollywood cares about disabled people
Or
The world is run by paedophiles
Or
George Soros helped the Nazis
Or
Heaven is a place on earth
Or
Hands up, don’t shoot
Or
The twin towers was an inside job
Or
Global warming is real
Or
Ebola was created by the C.I.A
Or
Mad cow disease was caused by Ducks
Or
How are you feeling
Or
Do you need anything
Or
Can you feel me touching your hand
Or
Can you hear this Madonna CD

All that bleating and squawking
That incessant talking
Your demand a reaction
You desire interaction
All this drama you’re causing
Needs stopping or pausing
I know it seems tough
But I’ve now had enough
My cap I will doth
If you simply fuck off
And let me enjoy my coma