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booty and the feast

at the buffet with a bucket
your ass says youve said fuck it
one more bite and you might up chuck it
your size is plus
your car is a bus
your gut needs a truss
one more piece of cake
when that thing starts to shake
gonna turn into a booty quake
aint no way to find no pants that fits
floppy boobs up in your arm pits
forget the front you got bigger back tits
gotta pop your beauty bubble
for face meat you got double
you cant see them but your cankles are in trouble
so put down the bucket
tell your spoon shovel to fuck it
find a carot stick and suck it
Written by chump
Published | Edited 1st Feb 2017
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