An eventful day with DU Poets

That was the day
when Craic declared he's gay
Jade came with a spade
smashed Kate at the gate

Dave dropped his quilt
Case felt the guilt
then satan dropped his sperm
dartford held 'his' firm

Webmistress wanted tax
denied said Viddax
Taryn got unstuck
Indie ran ot of luck

Hemi smashed his head
boulder he tried to shred
Zazzles caused some sparks
but Johnny's blaze burnt the park

Mary gave him typhoid
Psychotic said it's hammeroids
Then Miki saw him mooning
told Carpe go destroy it!

Came heavy the LadyRain
inpiring Poetikminds
bluesky caused Caos
and crimsin covered behinds

Willows burnt her pillows
in Grace's dry yards
Madame kept searchng lavenders
while JJ was busy in benders

The other John became a peddler
Hownlings scared the new settler
Greg fell on highway to hell
Fatboy kept shaking his bell!

Magdalene wasn't amused
gave Taurek a mouthful abuse
Honey warned that it May Rain
Bereeah said no not Again

Anna lost her grin
when Northern1 broke her chin
loitering was found KDAmB
Oblivious that he was damned!
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With apologies in advance to the offended!