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Ear Hear
This morning I was quite confused the missus said ‘Oh dear’
As I pulled a suppository from out of my deaf ear
She gave me a right bollocking and cuffed me round the head
She asked ‘where the hell’s your hearing aid?’ I don’t know I said ;-)
As I pulled a suppository from out of my deaf ear
She gave me a right bollocking and cuffed me round the head
She asked ‘where the hell’s your hearing aid?’ I don’t know I said ;-)
Published 10th Apr 2016
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11th Apr 2016 1:10am
11th Apr 2016 6:33pm
11th Apr 2016 4:10am
I have heard of many people who talk out of their arse - I think you are the first who is going to listen through it :-)
liked much - made me smile a needed smile :-)
liked much - made me smile a needed smile :-)
11th Apr 2016 6:34pm
Oh I know what you mean and farting now is a whole new experience!
Thanks for dropping by!
Thanks for dropping by!
19th Apr 2016 6:54pm
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