Millionaire Jizz

All those red London buses    
remind me of my girlfriend's clit    
keeping the world waiting    
before making an appearance    
then when it comes    
it's always three at a time  
which is usually a wet Monday    
when I've just got back from work    
and been caught    
trying to cure a terrible headache
in my pants    
    
If women really enjoy    
the taste of jizz so much    
how come no-one's raking in the bucks
marketing Coca-jizz or Splatter Sprite?    
Is it because they think    
it's an acquired taste    
only female porn stars would buy    
    
I'm sure Alco-Jizz    
would go down a storm
especially with teenagers
Just shake the can to fuck    
before you open it
whooooosh!    
any color you like    
    
Makes you wonder why God
made every dick's sperm white--    
doesn't matter if you're
Chinese, Nigerian    
or an Eskimo from Timbuktu    
it all comes out the same...    
so we can't really complain
at least he made it tasty    
for some