Prosperity preacher keeping it real

"These hoes don't be loyal"
Did I hear you right

You've either lost your mind
OR
You know your audience

Your words however did capture my attention
So, now that you have it
Lets Keep It Real

All that shouting and sashaying
make you no more than a sanctified sissy

You claim to be a man of God
     yet you try and maintain a God like presence

I never expected you to be a carpenter
I did expect you to know how to build
 
Your reality isn't reality at all
It's a cross between Mr. Magoo and the Flintstones
Blind,dated and fictional

Before you embark on saving souls
Maybe you should look at saving yourself

      " If I'm faithful to you, God will reward me"
I could be wrong but I don't think it goes like that

I understand that nothing comes easy or is free
But your trying to sell me something that only has one requirement...
I have to believe

I have to believe in a power greater than myself
That power however wouldn't be you

It's not the hoes that ain't loyal