Twizted Land of OZ

(Dorthy)
  “Ding! Dong! The witch is dead
Now it’s time for Dorthy to get licked and give constant head,
 “Like the song say “it’s no place like home”
Especially when receiving munchkin miniature sized bone,
 “The mini-me motherfuckers are already head high to eat the cat  
Having them to stand on each other’s shoulders to hit it from the back,
 “Everybody traveling to the Emerald City to fulfill their wish
But for the wizard I have some pussy he can kiss,
 “On public display for the entire city to see
Now I’m the new queen, showing the true power of pussy,
 “Fuck leaving OZ with the emeralds, gold and unlimited dick
And with the constant sunny days a girl always has a warm place to shit.”

 (Scarecrow)
 “Instead of a body of straw-I would’ve preferred weed
So me, and the OZ posse could’ve smoked until our eyes bleed,
 “Soak me in Patron and leave me out to dry
Making me potent like hell and that ain’t no lie,
“Strolling high down the yellow brick and we all having the munchies
But our hunger would’ve been satisfied if we caught a flying monkey,
 “The original scarecrow wanted from the wizard a used brain
But my request would’ve been a boat load of molly and cocaine,
“Letting myself hang out, because that’s what I’m all about
A hardcore drug addict who always like to smoke out,
 “Because to the weed smokers I always look good
Especially here in the Land of OZ as I roll through their hood.”

 (The Tin Man)
 “Artificially born and emotionally hollow
Will be that today and also tomorrow,
 “So your feelings will always hurt before mine
Because I got that chrome shine and sawmill grind,
 “I’m colder than the dead of winter
Making motherfuckers stank like kitty litter,
 “Because any life I’m willing to take
So excuse me if I don’t pump my fucking brakes,
“Eyes red as hell, because I’m on infra-red mode
Leaving death and destruction on the yellow brick road,
“You can call it the twisted version of computer love
With CGI effects showered with your blood.”

(The Lion)
 “The lion may have been cowardly, but now it’s a different fate
Because I’m biting asses as soon as I step out the gate,
 “I got hair on my ass, chest and King-Kong balls
Roaring and farting throughout the Emerald City halls,
“Rolling through OZ four motherfuckin deep
Giving out one-hitter quitters and putting motherfuckers to sleep,
 “Putting my feet knee deep and walking that bitch dry
And you can bet your ass that’s no goddamn lie,
 “Bitches call me the true Lion-ass man
Decapitating motherfuckers easily with a single backhand,
 “So most OZ motherfuckas I fucking hate ya’
And remember I was born to knuckle-up by nature.”

(The Wizard)
 “I’m OZ’s number one stunna with the emerald and gold brick
And to all hatting motherfuckers you can suck my emerald dick,
“Like dolphin skin, my lifestyle always shine
So follow the yellow brick road, because I’m not hard to find,  
 “How I run my shit is goddamn legit
So you can call me the true Emerald City pimp,
 “My ruby red carriage have 46’ inch spinners
With a 14 karat gold toilet-call it an expensive ass shitter,
“The witch pissed because her green ass got tossed
And her sister got housed, because she couldn’t respect the boss,
 “Don’t hate a emerald player, but hate the game
But I’m the creator of both, that is one and the same.”

(The Witch)
 “Ding! Dong! The witch ain’t dead
Here’s fire to your ass while you’re fucking in bed,
 “Cooking like a motherfucker until OZ’s early morning light
Poppy seasoning on your ass will get you motherfuckin right,
 “The evil I represent makes scary bitches shit
While a flaming Scarecrow will keep my blunt lit,
 “Peeping motherfuckers out in my crystal ball
And to just let you know.-FUCK ALL OF YA’LL,
 “You can try that water shit, but this green pussy I do wash
Now you just pissed me off and made my nipples hard as a rock,
 “A water fight you want, then a water fight you’ll get
Get ready for your magic moment as my spells get you bloody wet.”

(Toto)
 “My bark is vicious like my bite
That will tear a chunk out your ass just right,
 “I autograph motherfuckers from the waist down
Leaving penises and pussies mutilated on the ground,
 “The lion wasn’t nothing but an oversized pussy
His punk ass didn’t want none of me,
 “Just like the Witch-the bitch, and the Scarecrow-the whore
And fuck the OZ king, because I’m shitting on the Emerald City floor,
 “The Tin-Man wasn’t shit, but a rusty-ass bitch
And if Dorthy didn’t douche it made my nose twitch,
 “The motherfucking singing and dancing always made me sick
Now I’m raw dog biting their asses and I refuse to quit.”