Sexually frustrated chicks and Masterbatory invention throughout history (at least my sex starved theory)

 I lay in a state of frantic rub..
I miss the fuck out of my love..
Fuck being the key word here used as
verb not adjective...
But i cannot relieve my clit ache, my fingers just aren't the same...
And I'm afraid increased friction might cause my cunt to burst into flames..

Think i'm kiddin..
Fire cums from bud flickin..
Screw the myth of Prometheus
He did not give fire to us!

It was some poor horny cave girl chick,
She missed the orgasmique sensation given by her cave mans prick..
So she frigged herself right up a storm ..
I mean frigged herself so fucking furious..from finger friction lit clitoral stimulus..
Fire was born!

And you know the conundrum of the
Baghdad battery?
Thought perhaps to gold plate jewlery..
Nope.
Some poor ancient womans lover,
left her all alone under covers.
While he went off to war or some kinda manly shit..
And she made pottery, swept her dirt floor and wanted her some dick..
So she carved a very nice penis shaped out of a stick...
Layed down and slid it up her needy slit..
Being careful of splinters between her fuzz..
But she thought to herself...this would feel so nice if it buzzed!
So she took her pottery, inserted copper foil, rod and acidic juice...
Hooked it up to her stick...bzzzzzz!!!
Oj yeah!! Her pussy felt good and loose...

So see necessity is truely the "mother" of invention..
I am currently working on a tri state penis extension.   😝