How May I Serve You

“She can be a midget, have a peg-leg or retarded in the head
Because I’m leading them straight to the bed,
“To understand this you gotta understand this CS shit
Because my grip on any situation is tighter than virgin piss,

“Every week she calls and won’t fucking quit
All she ever wants is the sperm out of my dick,
“I ask her, what about your man, she say he ain’t shit
Because she know when I get the pussy I represent,

“This shows some women are natural born hoes
But the good ones cook, suck dick and wash a motherfuckas clothes,
“Her prophesized pussy knows the motherfucking deal
Already pre-creaming and waiting for me to drill,

“Oozing from the front to her asshole door
While she pussy play on the living room floor,
“Two fingers in and then straight to her mouth
Her finger sucking is in rhythm while my dick goes in and out,

“Every time I push deep her pussy juice splatters my balls
Neighbors’ screaming shut the fuck up while banging on the wall,
 “Now my beard is shining as my tongue begin to grind
Then I turn her begging ass over to swallow her pussy from behind,

“Getting sexually drunk off her wet, dripping pussy
Pushing back up in her and now slanging dick like a Frisbee,
 “Surrounded by pussy like the moment of my birth
Her pushing out my cum will require some pussy-nasty work,

“She puts hot sauce on my balls, because she likes that spicy twang,
While her no-hand lip service drives me insane,
“My sinful words causes me not to act right
But it’s a Sunday morning routine when I fuck the preacher’s wife,

 “A three hour sexual experience before she goes to church
Now she’s walking bow-legged in a crooked skirt,
 “Stumbling down the aisle while her husband preach the word of Christ
With me only her mind and soaking that sore pussy on some ice.”