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Burns V's Allen and Erotic Calypso..or 3 a.m. Mind Oopdid
Thought about writing erotica to a Calypso beat this mornin.. At 3a.m. that's what George Burns was doin.
Well, not erotic Calypso mind you..
That just woulda been wrong..or right? Big ol stogie hangin outta his mouth, bongos between bony thighs?
Wrong..ewe.
Gracie...she coulda pulled it off..
Funny as fuck while fakin stupid so well.
Alas..she thought Calypso was the entertainer and Belafonte was the dance.
But she Belafonte'd her ass off!
Well, not erotic Calypso mind you..
That just woulda been wrong..or right? Big ol stogie hangin outta his mouth, bongos between bony thighs?
Wrong..ewe.
Gracie...she coulda pulled it off..
Funny as fuck while fakin stupid so well.
Alas..she thought Calypso was the entertainer and Belafonte was the dance.
But she Belafonte'd her ass off!
Published 14th Dec 2015
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I always thought Gracie was a hottie. Same with Lucy, for that matter. Great poem, Jen. Definitely ready for prime time!
14th Dec 2015 7:22pm
Lucille ball was a pinup model before TV..and Gracie Allen...love her..go jes.
Thanks Crow.
Love ya doll
Jen
Thanks Crow.
Love ya doll
Jen
14th Dec 2015 7:23pm
and this is why i loved her and now you...the humor is a very powerful erotic weapon...and by the way...i have a set of bongo's.....jfyi...:)
14th Dec 2015 9:30pm
Whatever you've been drinkin' hun I'll have a double! Fun erotica now that's original! :-)
15th Dec 2015 1:35am
Honey I dig your calypso rhythm. I never knew Lucille Ball was once a pin up model. I enjoyed this much. You are a mistress of humor. ;-)
Love ya oodles,
John
Love ya oodles,
John
