Women Drivers Rule

Women Drivers Rule
   
Karen  
Hey my man you look like you’re drunk on love!  
 
John  
Babe I love you more than Catwoman.  
 
Karen  
So you fancy me more than a comic book vixen?  
 
John  
Well that’s one way of putting it. But I had the strongest sexual attraction ever for that feline fräulein.  
 
Karen  
Well Batman care to take me on a spin in the batmobile? I’ve been frisky all week. We can park in the woods and get primal.  
 
John  
I’m wigged out. I’ve been watching too many Star Trek reruns. Let’s just chill for tonight.  
 
Karen  
Awww I’ll drive. I need some fresh air.  
 
John  
I don’t mean to put you down honey. But you drive like a maniac on your estrogen highs. We need me in the driver’s seat when we go out for a spin.  
 
Karen  
Are you saying that because I’m a woman I drive like a crazy bitch in heat? How dare you!  
 
John  
I didn’t mean it that way. But you do get wild when you’re turned on. The rest of the time you’re a perfectly sane driver.  
 
Karen  
I should use my Cat claws on you. Good thing I didn’t trim my nails. Take this you male chauvinist pig!  
 
John  
Ouch! That hurts. Please stop it. You must be ovulating.  
 
Karen  
Well feel my rage you Neanderthal. How about I grab you down there where the sun don’t shine.  
 
John  
Hey don’t be rough with me there. My family jewels are delicate. You do want to have children one day.  
 
Karen  
Of course I do honey. I didn’t mean to be rough. So let’s unzip those Levis so I can kiss it and make it all better.  
 
John  
I like this plot twist.  
 
Karen  
Yea I’ll make nice to you. Hey you’re all erect. Are you sure you didn’t like my rough play? You sure do look like you did.  
 
John  
Well beneath my tough guy façade I do like the woman in charge at times.  
 
Karen  
I’ve always known that about you. So let me hold your golden eggs. Now do I get to drive next time?  
 
John  
Yes. You’ve convinced me. Just go easy on my nuts.  
 
Karen  
Awww hubby I won’t hurt you. I just needed you to trash all that macho crap. You win a prize for letting me take the wheel. Let’s go to the bedroom and unwrap your surprise.