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20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
Expert at:
Seduction, opening cheap wine.
With steak knife.
Watch it...
Too fast...
That bitch squirts everywhere.
Fucking Men & wine.
Seduction, opening cheap wine.
With steak knife.
Watch it...
Too fast...
That bitch squirts everywhere.
Fucking Men & wine.
Written by
calamitygin
(Jennifer Michael McCurry)
Published 22nd Sep 2015
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Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
22nd Sep 2015 1:56pm
To each their own...
Personally, I'm NOT a fan of Fucking men, nor wine lol
I prefer fucking women, n drinkin cheap beer! lol
Personally, I'm NOT a fan of Fucking men, nor wine lol
I prefer fucking women, n drinkin cheap beer! lol
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Re: Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
22nd Sep 2015 1:58pm
Well its good knowing where your heart (on) lies poetik, n thanks.
🚬🐠Jennifer
🚬🐠Jennifer
Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
Anonymous
22nd Sep 2015 1:56pm
Wine and your seduction of men put a smile on my face, as I am positive it does those men who gave in to your seductive charms, Jen.
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22nd Sep 2015 1:59pm
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22nd Sep 2015 2:33pm
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22nd Sep 2015 2:34pm
Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
22nd Sep 2015 5:41pm
This is hilarious, Jennifer! I suspect there's more to you than this, but being an expert at seduction and opening cheap wine is impressive. And squirting? Now this is something I've wondered about having never borne witness. Is it real or special effects? In any case I enjoyed this honest and funny little piece.
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Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
22nd Sep 2015 6:41pm
Crow lol i am dying laughing.. Yeah, there is more. Lol and i meant the wine squirts if you push the cork in too fast with the knife and the man lmao. But yes, that squirt thing is something else. Had a gf who could do it, no special effects necessary.
Thats great
💋Jennifer
Thats great
💋Jennifer
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22nd Sep 2015 9:25pm
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23rd Sep 2015 00:07am
Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
23rd Sep 2015 2:06am
You can make a $5 bottle or a $30 bottle squirt. ;) This is a fun write.
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Re: Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
23rd Sep 2015 3:41am
Lol, im just gonna look harder for the cork screw with the 30. Thanks DP!
💋Jennifer
💋Jennifer
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23rd Sep 2015 5:32am
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23rd Sep 2015 8:58am
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Anonymous
23rd Sep 2015 7:33pm
Jennifer, clever and seductive.. nice combination.. with love, and respect..
Dave
Dave
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23rd Sep 2015 7:38pm
Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
29th Sep 2015 11:46pm
Jennifer this was hot as jalapeno. It sizzled as I read. You are a priestess of erotic imagination. Your verse gives me thrills unending. ;-)
Hugs,
John
Hugs,
John
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29th Sep 2015 11:50pm
Lol thanks ode to addiction. Men n booze. Too much. Sobriety now. But holy hell before.
🌹Jen
🌹Jen
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Anonymous
- Edited 16th Feb 2016 8:02pm
16th Feb 2016 8:00pm
Most wines are screw top now rather than cork screw. Life just gets better & better doesn't it? ;-)
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Re: Re. 20 words about me or Aging alchoholic Man fucker
16th Feb 2016 9:08pm
lol...Now im in AA...but yes...better and better...lol...
hi doll...thanks for reading my lil confession...
love
jen
hi doll...thanks for reading my lil confession...
love
jen