'Legend of the Pen'

 


It's been way too long
since I've let 'bye-gones'
be gone...annoyance-
freed...from the pathetic
pee-ons I've peed on...

Page Inker, Thinker, AreSun,
Terrain n' the rest of this restless
lot... No, "LEGEND" hasn't forgot

You all had tried feebly, tragically
n' failed successively, miserably
to dismantle me, the ONE you claim to abhor...(though secretly, admire
this G, n' downright adore)...


But dismissive me, didn't worry see because your 'meddle to seize'
was your mental disease, attemptin'
to upend a LEGEND proved an unending chore...

Then ultimately, it came to be your
tragic end in your endlessly futile
verse attack to wage your spineless,
unpurposelessly profusely wordless war!

Bag back! You cretinous yaks
because this time round LEGEND
won't hold a damn thing back
n' you best believe, you step to me
the slew of you will be SPIT-HIT N'
SMACKED, then sent to your loved ones defeated n' defecated on by a true 'WordSmith' jack!!


Lmao...



*Note: for anyone who's confused
This is just ME reminiscing about
a time when my real life brothers n I
waged a 'word war' online with characters we created just for fun
our back n forths were pretty hilarious (to us at least! lol) n I simply
miss them being with me online.
Hopefully any n all who read will enjoy this either way :) *