Fanatic

 I am a fanatic;

I am a traumatic, pragmatic, autocratic
democratic, bureaucratic, enigmatic,
overdramatic, theocratic, judgmatic
emblematic, idiosyncratic, charismatic

Asthmatic

I’m asthmatic, I’m antistatic,
I’m emphatic, I’m traumatic
I’m acrobatic, I’m operatic
I’m electrostatic, I’m systematic
I’m melodramatic, I’m idiomatic
I’m axiomatic, I’m aristocratic
I’m problematic, I’m Asiatic

I’m seldom emotionally automatic

My car is an automatic
My dog is a little dogmatic
My juicer is a Veg-O-Matic
My after shave is aromatic
My father’s sister is my anti-static
My flat screen television is cinematic
My conditions are all psychosomatic
My problems are usually dilemmatic
My problems are sometimes mathematic

But still I’m ecstatic

I’m ecstatic to be
The erratic enigmatic fanatic
Who lives in your attic