Frog Monster

I am generally unphased by squishy things.        
       
My job around this testosterone filled place to remove snakes from front porch.        
       
My huge boys become girls.        
       
But....      

There has been a frog trapped in my kitchen, that is scaring the shit outta me now.      
       
His chirping has become progressively more and more frantic throughout this night.        
       
Trying to sleep through it, hard. Crazy making.        
       
Become too afraid to walk in to my own kitchen.        
       
Close my eyes, visions of shocked trapped frog...      
       
Imagined tiny filed teeth gnashing, foaming frog mouth..      
       
Turned into alien amphibious monster of a thing!      
       
Him taking great big furious leap! Slimy arms, webbed clawed hands outstretched towards my throat!!      
       
       
Go away monster frog!! I need sleep!!!      
       
(true story)      
(thanks Fred for creeping me out with pic)