adult shop

As I’m walking through the town browsing round the shops I come across a side street where every body stops .
One by one they disappear sneaking as they go only to reaper with their face a glow.
They have a plain bag in in their hand their face is full of joy I know what’s in the bag it’s an adult toy.
I thought I would have look see what’s down the street I came across a sex shop and I stopped dead on my feet.
I walked in to the shop just to have a peek and what I found on the shelves made my legs go week .
Oh my god I had to laugh they had butt plugs but I haven’t got a bath .
I was aproached by a man who looked rather silly he opened up his anerack and out poped his willy.
I reported him to the shop keeper who didn’t seem to care he told me to ignore him and that I should not stare.
At this point I thought I would leave it was getting rather risky as the man with his willy out was getting rather frisky.
I ran out of the door as fast as I could rush I legged it back up the street trying not to blush.
There’s a lesson to be learned if you want cheap adult toys it’s best to buy online you will reap all of the joys
Poem by paul tearse
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