Blues in the Jeans

For the second week in a row
I crouched down just a little too low
And clumsily tore
A great big hole
Right through the core
Of my jeans.
Inviting an unwelcome breeze
Which I guess I need
To acknowledge the need
To spend more time
Moving on my feet
And get a little more skinny.

Not that I really care
But I'm pretty sure I'm getting stares
With all the other people here
I'm glad I wore my underwear