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Not another irish drinking song

I could tell you a bunch of lies,
It wouldn't take much more.
I could tell you how beautiful you are,
But that is such a chore.
So honey gimme a bottle!
And let me do you wrong,
Cause how can I feel your pussy if my whiskey is thís strong?
We're gonna drink drink drink some more,
Til' this ship has sunk!
Merrily merrily merrily,
I'm so fucking drunk!
Written by Crusader
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