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The Adventures of Hoppity Hop (The Fearless Rabbit)
frolicking through the grass with feet shooting me into the air
sun rays shining down on this dearest of rabbit days
where all worship my greatness with chocolate shapes of my flawless figure
nothing could possibly go wrong… until!!
a sound, is that a serpents slither?
I’m so not good with confrontation; rather let the cat handle it anyway
not like she gets off her dead ass any other time
no, I rather snuggle up against the ground
roll in the dirt as I hear kids laugh and play, in celebration of my greatness
the only unfavoring part is the bad smell of some kind meat on the grill
gosh, I hope that’s not rabbit their eating
ha! who am I kidding?, what kind of sicko would eat rabbit?
no person I want to meet, that’s for sure!
and then suddenly!!
the kids and adults scream with fear
everyone runs around yelling “snake!, snake!”
now, where is that damn cat?
looks as if she pussied out again
oh well, guess I’ll have to handle this one myself
the snake makes its way to my pet human
but with a swift kick of dirt to the face, Miss Snake slithers away
my pet holds me and praises me, as she should…
hmm, they really need to start adding more days for me on that calendar
sun rays shining down on this dearest of rabbit days
where all worship my greatness with chocolate shapes of my flawless figure
nothing could possibly go wrong… until!!
a sound, is that a serpents slither?
I’m so not good with confrontation; rather let the cat handle it anyway
not like she gets off her dead ass any other time
no, I rather snuggle up against the ground
roll in the dirt as I hear kids laugh and play, in celebration of my greatness
the only unfavoring part is the bad smell of some kind meat on the grill
gosh, I hope that’s not rabbit their eating
ha! who am I kidding?, what kind of sicko would eat rabbit?
no person I want to meet, that’s for sure!
and then suddenly!!
the kids and adults scream with fear
everyone runs around yelling “snake!, snake!”
now, where is that damn cat?
looks as if she pussied out again
oh well, guess I’ll have to handle this one myself
the snake makes its way to my pet human
but with a swift kick of dirt to the face, Miss Snake slithers away
my pet holds me and praises me, as she should…
hmm, they really need to start adding more days for me on that calendar
Published 4th Apr 2015
| Edited 15th Dec 2016
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4th Apr 2015 2:06pm
Aww great fun poetry
indeed made me smile :)
Love this style from you
Happy poems usually mean happy thoughts.
now
that can't be a bad thing at all
well done DC xD
indeed made me smile :)
Love this style from you
Happy poems usually mean happy thoughts.
now
that can't be a bad thing at all
well done DC xD
I wanted to write something fun for Easter ^^
I was going to just write a story about my rabbit but he does not really do much, so i kind of made up a story :-/
Still love my Hoppity Hop though. I’m sure if he was Brave he would fight off a snakes , lol.
I was going to just write a story about my rabbit but he does not really do much, so i kind of made up a story :-/
Still love my Hoppity Hop though. I’m sure if he was Brave he would fight off a snakes , lol.
5th Apr 2015 6:34am
Run or die or due trying to fight
depending on size of said snake
maybe boa constrictor of like 15 ft might
be asking a lot out of poor hoppity hop
depending on size of said snake
maybe boa constrictor of like 15 ft might
be asking a lot out of poor hoppity hop
5th Apr 2015 7:36am
4th Apr 2015 8:10pm
Pretty cute to tell a story about a rabbit.
Liked this a lot, well done :)
Liked this a lot, well done :)
4th Apr 2015 8:54pm
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6th Apr 2015 1:50am
OMG! This is AWESOME :-D
Seriously... I had tears in my eyes from laughing!
"Gosh, I hope that’s not rabbit their eating" > LMFAO
Best. Poem. Ever.
P.S. Give Mr Hoppity Hop a cuddle from me :-)
Seriously... I had tears in my eyes from laughing!
"Gosh, I hope that’s not rabbit their eating" > LMFAO
Best. Poem. Ever.
P.S. Give Mr Hoppity Hop a cuddle from me :-)
8th Nov 2016 6:36am
I've always loved this poem 😁
Maybe I'll rerelease it next year if he's still around, lol. Oh god, I hope he never dies 😓
I have him in my workout room so he's my workout buddy. I don't think he's a big fan of my music though 😜
P.S. He's in the back room because much like his owner, he likes the pussy a little too much 😂
Maybe I'll rerelease it next year if he's still around, lol. Oh god, I hope he never dies 😓
I have him in my workout room so he's my workout buddy. I don't think he's a big fan of my music though 😜
P.S. He's in the back room because much like his owner, he likes the pussy a little too much 😂
OMG I laughed out loud again while reading the poem and the comments:
"my rabbit thanks you"
"Ha...Hippity-Hop :)" > LMAO
This has to be in my reading list... daily rabbit therapy (much better than counseling)
He likes pussy? Why am I not surprised ;-)
I hope he lives many many years (you should write a new one in stead of rereleasing this)
"my rabbit thanks you"
"Ha...Hippity-Hop :)" > LMAO
This has to be in my reading list... daily rabbit therapy (much better than counseling)
He likes pussy? Why am I not surprised ;-)
I hope he lives many many years (you should write a new one in stead of rereleasing this)
8th Nov 2016 7:53pm
I don't know. Maybe I could try making another one. Not sure if it would live up to the first though... hehe 😁 I have a ways to go till Easter so maybe by then I'll think of something 😎
