Recipe for Disaster

In a very large bowl, place three unrelated thoughts, separated from a swiss cheese brain. 
Whip into frenzy, then add a dash of confusion and beat until stiff peaks form. Set aside.

In saucepan mix a cup or two of strength and courage, with a just pinch of stubbornness.
Let it come to a full rolling boil over medium heat stirring constantly until 
mixture forms a hard ball when dropping in cold water;
remove from heat and pout into the large bowl of unrelated thoughts
in a fine stream beating constantly until glossy, continue beating until gloss subsides.
Then--

When beaten well add a teaspoon of insanity, along with a touch of impatience.
And spread unevenly in oblong pan, then try to wait until cool.