My Wife the Rapist

Your vagina - I don't want it.
Don't force it on me, girl!
No means no, ya know.
But if you slap me around
And backhand me a lill
You may be able to change my mind.
 
Please don't dominate me,
At least not in public.
But I might cooperate  
If we do it in private.
 
For i know you have a sex urge.
It's only natural for a wild woman
To want to fuck her man in the mouth.
To keep him in subjection,
Under her spell.
 
Oh girl, I shouldn't say it,
But I love the way you mistreat me,
I love the way you use me, abuse me.
 
Green apples are turned red by the summer sun.
It's only natural.
(The sun is a surprisingly natural Dominatrix).
Likewise,as your flyswatter warms my butt  
Til it takes on a ripening hue,
Its only natural that i love you.
For You are my Darling Dominatrix!
 
(The kind I've always dreamed of:
You don't demand money, like the others.
You spank me because you enjoy it!)
 
How natural it feels for me
To love a strong-willed woman.
Sometimes I feel that  
You're the man and I'm the woman,
But at least we're heterosexual,
So that makes my girlishness OK.
 
You turn my butt reddish but I am unashamed.
My backside is flushed but my face is not.
 
If I get too uppity.
You put me in my place.
Too talkative and you plug my mouth
With your clit,
Like a mother putting a pacifier in her baby's mouth.
 
I'm willing to go thru HELL
For my girl,
But only if, afterward,  
she puts me on my knees,
Letting me experience the kingdom of HEAVEN
Between her legs.
(Thighs tell no lies.)
 
Mothers say things like,
"my son the doctor..
My daughter the artist."
I never thought I'd end up saying,
My wife the raptist,
My wonderful wife,
The Rapist of my mouth!