Spiritual Gynecologist

 "The afterlife. Does it exist?
But I know what's real-we all have an asshole to shit,
 "Just like Jesus and the Virgin Mary
I bet you that pussy stank and was burning bush hairy,
 
 "They say the Virgin Mary was impregnated by the holy spirit
If I was Joseph, I wouldn't motherfuckin hear it,
 "Grabbing the holy ghost ho' trying to do her in
And to get me off her ass would've took more than three wise men,

 "As sure as a camel piss and shit, in the hot desert wind
More than one commandment would've been broken along with several sins,
 "Because chaos and cursing would echo throughout Bethlehem
Having the residents and heavenly angels screaming goddamn,  

 "Before savior boy got serious about religion
He was probably drinking, whoring and bitching
 "Beating fools about his money or showing them hammer time
Because back in that day they didn't have no nine,

 "Then the powers of creating bread and fish
Out of nothing. Yeah. Right. Your motherfuckin ass wish,
 "Thou without sin cast the first stone
In a box Peter and Paul would be carrying his ass home,

 "In the end he was betrayed by his homie Judas
Nothing new. Haters, bitches and assholes will do this,
 "But I bet before he got nailed to the cross
While in jail that salad got tossed".