Homeland Security

I watched a soldier's wife
get herself off with wieners from a can

rather flabby , but once she had the real thing
so her imagination automatically works overtime

"Sometimes I do it right beside my sleeping 6-month-old,"
she said a little warily, looking at me with cowering coyness

I helped her re-arrange the pillows

fluffing them extra expertly, then

gave a pinch to one of her nipples

she tossed a pillow at me

I tossed it back

we began tossing them at each other

she smashed one down over my face

and held it there

I felt her all up like a blind man

she flung my hands away

I scrambled up, she was halfway off the bed

I caught her around the waist

pulled her back down again

we rolled over, clutching and half kissing

"Turn the lights off," she mumbled

I did

and could barely control this love-starved adulteress

who climbed the walls

and bellowed my name on every deep thrust