Cyber Monday  (Best of the Worst)

Baby, I want to...      
Want your body so bad      
But the screen will have to do      
      
You dropped a hint or two      
got me hooked on your dry wit      
half-compliments   
and your pretty "oo" lips      
I feign resistance      
but we both know how this is gonna go,      
don't we?      
      
Of course I've got to let myself blow      
to the fantasies you've lyrically fine-tuned      
running my mind   
with your slow metaphorical burn      
and push  -      
Uses, uses      
      
Damn right, I'd suit some fangs,      
sending docked shots of this hot shit,      
massage oil's gracing my great tits      
Lacing my faces with lust and      
taking instruction      
'Giving in'      
like you're the only one   
that can hit this button over the internet.   
      
Due respect, Hon      
for playing our little game like a champ      
      
I know you're just this bored      
every damn day      
trolling for tepid ladies      
that hang their assets   
all over the information highway      
I'm another tick on the virtual hit list      
      
But hey,   
we're all looking for something fun to do   
on Monday