The Bullshit Series: introducing, Mother Phucher, Feight, n' Nye Taul

*Hello, for those who are new to the series ...welcome.  
To any who are familiar: meet, Mother Phucher, Nye Taul...  
Yup, three new characters to the ongoing Bullshit series! lol*  
 
Life is funny sometimes, not in the "Ha Ha" manner  
most think of when they hear that word 'funny' though.  
Bullshit, although when last he seemed 'nearly' like  
a salvageable being,  reverted to form and once again  
walked the path of bullshitting his way through life.  
 
In a decided "fated" moment and at that precise time,  
a large, rusty blue vehicle pulls up to a heavy steel gate.  
It's slowly opening up to release two former convicts,  
about to taste freedom after seven years  
in the state Pen., 'New Hell's It' Penitentiary in upstate  
New Hell,  New York.  
 
Feight, and Nye Taul met while  
incarcerated for different crimes  
yet with something very interesting  
in common...both are associated  
with a shady character named, Bullshit.  
 
Mother Phucher, who is in actuality  
Feight's Aunt (by marriage) happily  
agreed to have them released in her  
care, a condition they had placed upon  
them in order to guarantee their release  
as the terms of their parole.  
 
It was nearing noon, and Reasons  
had just walked away from Bullshit  
in a huff. She was beside herself with anger,  
and burning for a face to face with her ever-  
absent lover, Conscious, who apparently  
 (according to what she just learned  
from Bullshit) was having a hell of  
a time entertaining two loose women  
in a local speakeasy called, 'Hush.'  
The only problem was, she would  
soon learn, it was a total fabrication  
that Bullshit made up, just because  
it amused him and for reasons unclear,  
he seemed to truly detest Conscious.  
 
Three O'clock...and back at  
Mother Phucher's house Feight,  
and Nye Taul have been quickly gathering  
information on the whereabouts of Bullshit.  
 
Seems two 'friends' of his have mouths  
that leak like faucets. Crunch, and Munch  
had heard the news on the street that  
'someone' was asking around about  
Bullshit, and they figured it was a good  
time to shake up their so called-  
friend's world.  
 
Feight stood up looked at Nye  
Taul and smiled, Nye Taul nodded  
and said, "I guess it's time this  
fool learns why when folks 'see'  
me, I put motherfuckers to sleep!"  
"Yup yup" retorted Feight, "Bullshit  
it's time to say, night night..."