Geriatric Sexting

 
Sexting’s the latest thing I’m told
If the young can do it why not us old?
So when I was sure that I was alone
I whipped off me trousers and reach for me phone
Sent some pics to a lady I know in the town
A horny old crone by the name of May Brown
I thought she’d be thrilled at my actions meant kind
I forgotten that May was considered half blind

I got a reply which made me repent
Asking just what the hell is it this picture you’ve sent?
It looks so shriveled wrinkled and small
Totally useless and good for damn all
Whatever it is there's one thing I can do
Bring it around and I’ll iron it for you.