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[font=Courier New] [/font][/font][/font][font=Courier New] The patents for this dog diaper
are basic patents
because they comprise
structural features
not contained
in prior designs
which only propose pouches
placed under the tail
which produce friction
against the anus
and do not prevent
the leakage of waste
outside the pouch.
This pouch
on the other hand
provides an entrance
encircling
the root of the tail
and the anal region
of the dog
and a top portion
formed either
as a sleeve
or straps
which are effective
in holding the pouch
by overlying the tail
and in association with it
keep the pouch
away from the anus
and allow enough room
to comfortably
discharge the waste
and to avoid
leakage
or friction
beneath the tail.
The issued patents are:
U.S. Patents: 4,537,153
4,779,573 5,146,874
UK Patent: GB2,187,374
Canada Patent: 1,254,456
EPO Patent: 0231171
German Patent: P 35 84 520.1-08
Belgium Patent: 85903909.1
Luxembourg Patent: LU-85 903 909
French Patent: EPO 0231171
Switzerland Patent: EPO 0231171
Australia Patent: 586828
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are basic patents
because they comprise
structural features
not contained
in prior designs
which only propose pouches
placed under the tail
which produce friction
against the anus
and do not prevent
the leakage of waste
outside the pouch.
This pouch
on the other hand
provides an entrance
encircling
the root of the tail
and the anal region
of the dog
and a top portion
formed either
as a sleeve
or straps
which are effective
in holding the pouch
by overlying the tail
and in association with it
keep the pouch
away from the anus
and allow enough room
to comfortably
discharge the waste
and to avoid
leakage
or friction
beneath the tail.
The issued patents are:
U.S. Patents: 4,537,153
4,779,573 5,146,874
UK Patent: GB2,187,374
Canada Patent: 1,254,456
EPO Patent: 0231171
German Patent: P 35 84 520.1-08
Belgium Patent: 85903909.1
Luxembourg Patent: LU-85 903 909
French Patent: EPO 0231171
Switzerland Patent: EPO 0231171
Australia Patent: 586828
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Published 16th Jan 2011
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16th Jan 2011 10:46am
I'm gonna get distribution rights and get rich off that bad-boy! What is their carbon footprint? Been looking for a carbon neutral dog diaper for a while now...hoping to run my car on them...
(and, once again, you provide surprises wrapped in mysteries :-)
(and, once again, you provide surprises wrapped in mysteries :-)
though it certainly reduces brown footprints, the carbon footprint is dependent on its composition. when constructed from corn husks the carbon footprint is small, but the technology to produce soft, pliable cloth from them has not been fully developed. hemp, of course, would be ideal, but there are numerous legal problems with qualifying it for use. the motor conversion, again, is composition dependent. the best compromise is to convert the engine to use methane and compost the diapers.
16th Jan 2011 10:47am
i love your poetry because it's so unique and you have the ability to write a poem about everything even the most simplest and useless thing!
that's a random subject for a poem! i love dogs :)
that's a random subject for a poem! i love dogs :)
"simple and useless"...
and (hopefully) harmless.
i love dogs too, well, most of the time.
and (hopefully) harmless.
i love dogs too, well, most of the time.
16th Jan 2011 10:42pm
why just why ???? not judging but man...... hahahah i guess it made me laugh so if that was the point good job mr . biscuit
i'm being utterly serious here. think of all the elderly dogs out there whose lives could be improved with this device.
also this is an example of 'found art'; in this case 'found poetry'. some people argue that 'found art' is the only true art form;
that anything else is a contrivance, a forgery.
laughing, by the way, is a perfectly acceptable reaction; surprise is even better.
also this is an example of 'found art'; in this case 'found poetry'. some people argue that 'found art' is the only true art form;
that anything else is a contrivance, a forgery.
laughing, by the way, is a perfectly acceptable reaction; surprise is even better.
23rd Jan 2011 6:27pm
I want one for each of my dogs.Scooping poop is not ideal so this would be of great convenience.I hope they`re enviromentally friendly.lol.
24th Jan 2011 8:13am
Anonymous
15th Apr 2011 9:22am
To me this isn't a poem so much as a concept, though an admittedly interesting one. Still, I find it hard to respond to it on the level of art, because it reads like, well, a pamphlet with random line breaks, which I guess was the idea. I'm not even completely sure you yourself would call this verse, though of course I don't know. But when you ask for honest critique, do you mean about the poem as a poem, your use of language, structure, so forth? Or do you mean about the idea and design of this dog diaper?
Then again, you made me think (and grossed me out a bit) and what more can a legitimate poem ask for?
Then again, you made me think (and grossed me out a bit) and what more can a legitimate poem ask for?
Here are two answers:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/11003/
It's an example of a 'found poem', something you read and
it seems poetic to you so you just copy it whole and call
it a poem. (And sometimes you cheat and edit it a bit... :)
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/11003/
It's an example of a 'found poem', something you read and
it seems poetic to you so you just copy it whole and call
it a poem. (And sometimes you cheat and edit it a bit... :)
