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The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Dirty Dick's
Now I know this isn’t what they serve, and the owner has some kind of nerve
But they’ve been around since 1859.
So a lott’a folks think it’s the place to go, and it looks as though it could be so
Even in spite of their nasty sign.
I still have to look up and wonder who’s the genius behind this naming blunder
And what kind of folks would eat there?
Since I’m in the mood for a beer and a chop and my curiosity just won’t stop
Guess I’ll go in and grab a chair.
But they’ve been around since 1859.
So a lott’a folks think it’s the place to go, and it looks as though it could be so
Even in spite of their nasty sign.
I still have to look up and wonder who’s the genius behind this naming blunder
And what kind of folks would eat there?
Since I’m in the mood for a beer and a chop and my curiosity just won’t stop
Guess I’ll go in and grab a chair.
Published 3rd Oct 2013
| Edited 4th Oct 2013
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4th Oct 2013 2:30am
30th Oct 2013 5:15am
Don't try to bull shit me.... You'd eat there too and have a couple of beers with your sandwich... I know you would...
30th Apr 2024 11:55am
Amazing. I'd totally eat there. Food's probably good. I'll being my brother in law who's name is Dick.
