D.U. Dream

Last night I had a dream, no sand, no God to carry me
nor was it an nightmare, but a party for the DUP
A Muggle and The Mugglette worked as the M.C.’s
The third one couldn’t help them ‘cause he caught some STD’s
 
The place was full of emos, angels packed the room
Even Miki came, she danced there from the moon
Rachel looked just ravishing and Autumn was so fine
Before the night was over, I’d have one of them as mine
 
Goodest walked into the room with six verses blazing
Wearing his frat T-shirt and ready for more hazing
Sumeet nearly bounced him but then goodest agreed
They’d sneak into the bathroom and smoke his goodest weed
 
Someone with a Cruel mind tried his Hand at spiking beer
It’s good no one was driving ‘cause they’d be to high to steer
Crim and I exchanged a glance, we knew this feeling well
Next morning many poets would get a little taste of hell
 
Poetryman and Kitty retired at half past eight
Gigi finally arrived after investigating her date
Where’s the little green man? Of him there was no sign
Carla was mingling and preaching love is blind
 
When I saw Sexy Red Head, my mind spun like a Tornado
Then I realized where Lep was, at the buffet eating potatoes
Heroin Chic was nodding off and committing Miss Deameanors
Indie was in a clown disguise, hoping no one there had seen her
 
From somewhere in the Milky Way, came an Angel we called Starlight
Like a Violet colored Firecracker, she lit up the night
Heather was upstairs acting out something erotic
Jack was in a bad mood about an “i” that wasn’t dotted
 
All of this for me could’ve become a Dark Dream
but the after party started when Devilish hit the scene
The list of those attending was read by Gemini
No one was surprised that I was the only guy
 
A few of these fine poets fulfilled my every fantasy
Want to know if you were there? you’ll have to PM me
If I left your name out or if you want to gripe
Know that this was all in fun, my twisted vision of one night.