Synthetic Ain't Where It's At!

If the Dresden Dolls praised the "Coin Operated Boy"
may I get back to flesh and blood
no I will try not to do gender bashing
run anyone into the mud

But I want a hot blooded vixen
who was a body so to give
doesn't care where we do it
we will know where sexiness lives

In the shower, on the kitchen table
chocolate delights licking all over your skin
giving oral delights in the car, oh baby!
not needed is the chronic or gin

To the couch or into the hot tub
mounting orgasms call for the end of a quest
an "A" is the grade we have earned
in this most erotic of all tests

So the dildos, vibrators, and other gadgets
are just aids for what shall be done
for the cooing is a crescendo of the moment
and the explosion of the less deadly gun