Faking?

Is not a surprise to me when i read most women fake orgasms it makes sense when u think about it because the vagina is the most retarded pieces of genitailia...ever. If you look at it there is a bunch of stuff hanging out of it lol in order for you to get it to work right your finger have to be shaped like a goddamn cicle to be able to go backwards to hit the g spot how the hell is that shit supposed to work? No wonder it’s hard for us to orgasm anywho studies say that 70% of women cannot orgasm solely via penetration you got to do a whole bunch of other stuff aight 20% of women can’t orgasm at all. Only one in ten women can orgasm to the good old fashion missionary way where you don’t have to do a whole bunch of extra work and the reason for all of this is that women have these intimacy issues added unto the complexity of these retarded vagina. Think about what we have to work with a lot of times we in the backseat of a car or closet of something with really low light and we touching stuff and we feeling stuff cause you know we try to get you off and we be like "omgayness this is so tight" and we grab our cellphone just to go in for a closer look and when we realize we got our finger in the chick's nose what i am trying to tell you girls is that you got to talk to us and be specific with instructions on how to get you there. Understand this right…if i bone this chick and i do this twist to the side thingy and she scream and she fakes an orgasm, then I’m going to do the same thing to Judy and Ashanti and Shella because hey if it aint broke why fix it each of us women are very specific we got to get very specific instructions how to get you there. Travel with a little card or something that says "hey this is what i need...." so when i see u in the club and i say hi u hand me a card and when i read it ‘well u want me to start from your toes, u know say the alphabet backwards’ and i can’t do it cause i have work in the morning so I am going to say ask Ace, U know what i mean? so we know what we are dealing with, we need blue prints. I struggle with basic algebra okay and the vagina is advance calculus JESUS CHRIST help a motherfucker out i can’t work this alone you got to guide me and when i say guide me i don’t mean when I am down there you be pulling my ears and shit because that chaffs behind my ears. Just tell me exactly what you need so i come in prepared i know when I’m going to war i got my troops ready i got snipers, a swat ready to fly in on the enemy i go in there and I tear shit up but u got to talk to us and tell us exactly what you need if you don’t want to talk to us u gon be faking it for the rest of your life and u going to do very dumb shit cause every now and then you hear a chick say "well u know what? Let me just tell u i use to fake it the only girl that has ever given me an orgasm is Debbie"  Debbie is the only chick that ever given u orgasms and you let that chick go? if you find something that works don’t let that go. If Nae was the only chick that give me orgasm I would be like "ATTENTION homos i am moving to timbuctoo cause my orgasm is going there and by orgasms i mean Nae" All i ask for is a bit of blueprint and we can lay pipes to perfection  we all build to perform. If you win academy awards for faking then go ahead and fake it pssh! but if you want to have good sex if you want to reach the promise land talk to me tell me what i got to do and I will do it. I will stay downtown for hours out a time because I was instructed to do so but u got to talk to me.