Living the Dream

It's funny now how that with age,
I can think back and remember
the words that the old men used
to speak and now know what they
meant

Like going down to the red-light
district to see what comes up
I thought it meant that at the light
they'd get stopped
Or if it smells fishy, then don't think
about going down, that's one I now
live by cause I do every chance I get
and if it smells, then in the shower
I'll first be washing it

Hell I can think of sixty-nine reasons
why my love-making is almost always
began like that

Or, she likes the doggy-style
I thought it was something to do with
animals, well I guess it really was
That's something enjoyable, being over
her and looking down at her back as it
goes deep up inside and her ass-cheeks
clap

Or tossing her salad
I thought that meant, giving her a hand
I guess it does and a tongue in the bung
Which can lead to some deep anal-penetrating
fun

Anyway it goes, I'm glad that I've grown-up
and now know what all their talk means
And get to live-out the fantasies that are
rife in young's men's dreams