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Blackmail
The power of being a driver
I hold that over their heads
yes, I blackmail them
nothing wrong with it
they want something from
me I want something
from them
I have money, they want
some, they have to
earn it
Tonight they want to
sleep on my couch
instead of their rooms
so for that they each
have to massage
my feet
Nothing like a good foot
rub from my kids,one
kid down three more
to go
I hold that over their heads
yes, I blackmail them
nothing wrong with it
they want something from
me I want something
from them
I have money, they want
some, they have to
earn it
Tonight they want to
sleep on my couch
instead of their rooms
so for that they each
have to massage
my feet
Nothing like a good foot
rub from my kids,one
kid down three more
to go
Published 14th Jun 2013
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14th Jun 2013 4:58am
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Anonymous
14th Jun 2013 6:21am
This is hilarious!! LMFAO!! I'm using this little method.
14th Jun 2013 12:02pm
Try it...lmao, it works!Funny thing is when they want a deal I always say, "I don't make deals with terrorists! " ...I don't know about yours...but my kids are smart little criminals....haha, and I mean that in a hilarious, good way!
BTW..I only got two of them to rub my feet ... ;)
BTW..I only got two of them to rub my feet ... ;)
Anonymous
14th Jun 2013 7:13pm
LTSSFMN (laugh till soda shoots from my nose) And yes it is what occurred when I read the terrorist bit. Yes, mine are the same devious minded tykes and I swear they're gonna all be lawyers...they sniff out loop holes like politicians
One big penalty problem. They would rather perish than touch my feet ;D
One big penalty problem. They would rather perish than touch my feet ;D
14th Jun 2013 9:00pm
BAHAHAHAHAAAA....I wouldn't be surprised if mine become lawyers too...I know my youngest is planning on being a state trooper ;) Thank God I have pretty feet!
Anonymous
14th Jun 2013 10:38am
You devil tl...ha ha
14th Jun 2013 12:04pm
I can't help it Strider...somethings just bring the devil out of me!!Hahaa ;))
14th Jun 2013 1:13pm
OOOHHH YOU'RE SOOOOO EVIL! l.o.l. this was funny as hell... here i thought i was in for some real down low dirt too... excellent stuff lady, put it them dem churn! l.o.l.
14th Jun 2013 9:01pm
14th Jun 2013 10:59pm
As they say in England, massaging Mum's feet "a nice little earner"! (My own did not think of this!)
