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When God Fucked Mary, A Fable Was Born (Christians beware)
Mary got fucked, God did her anal.
Any hole a goal, he even fingered her naval.
He slipped himself inside, the throbbing wetness between her thighs.
Bent over she screamed "Joseph couldn't fuck me like this, not even in my dreams".
God blew his load over Mary's now gaping hole, rolled over and slept, left the whore alone in the cold.
When the lump formed, Joseph was overjoyed! "Don't be a fool" Mary said "how could I get pregnant to a limp dick like yours?"
Then 3 dirty peados saw a light in the sky, rushed to a stable to see the son of Christ.
Mary lay bleeding, baby in the manger, Joseph still claiming" God fucking raped her".
Baby grew up, to be a right little cunt, preaching about love, even though his mum was a slut!
Did you die for me Jesus, did you die for our sins? Well I'm a sinner motherfucker, you best be doing it again!
Any hole a goal, he even fingered her naval.
He slipped himself inside, the throbbing wetness between her thighs.
Bent over she screamed "Joseph couldn't fuck me like this, not even in my dreams".
God blew his load over Mary's now gaping hole, rolled over and slept, left the whore alone in the cold.
When the lump formed, Joseph was overjoyed! "Don't be a fool" Mary said "how could I get pregnant to a limp dick like yours?"
Then 3 dirty peados saw a light in the sky, rushed to a stable to see the son of Christ.
Mary lay bleeding, baby in the manger, Joseph still claiming" God fucking raped her".
Baby grew up, to be a right little cunt, preaching about love, even though his mum was a slut!
Did you die for me Jesus, did you die for our sins? Well I'm a sinner motherfucker, you best be doing it again!
Published 7th Jun 2013
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7th Jun 2013 4:53pm
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8th Jun 2013 2:04am
"i'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then i'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. TA DAH!!!!!!!!!!"
Copy and pasted that from yahoo answers, I think the point is you have to believe he lived first, which I don't!
Copy and pasted that from yahoo answers, I think the point is you have to believe he lived first, which I don't!
8th Jun 2013 11:43am
Interesting poem, a little crude perhaps but no worse for that, I can hear the god-botherer’s screaming “sacrilege!” (Much to my amusement) To be offended first you have to be a believer in fairy tales and if you do then you deserve all you get! ;-).
8th Jun 2013 3:23pm
One doesn't write something like this without wanting to offend people, yeah fuck em!! Thanks man!
10th Jun 2013 10:40pm
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