The Young Priest's Sexcapades

 There once was a young handsome priest
Who was assigned to our local parish
All the girls in town adored him
For he was so fit and trim

He went to market one Sunday morning
Bought some eggs he needed for baking
Forgot it was a Sunday
He was to say mass on that day

Good thing he remembered
That morning in September
Hurriedly put the eggs on a table
And changed clothes in the back hall

Coming back to check on the eggs
Can't find them even between the table's legs
Had no time to look for them
Started mass and sung the hymn

During the sermon he wanted to find out
Who among the churchgoers found the eggs
Can't wait any longer and so he blurted out
"My brothere and sisters, who among you has eggs?
All the males stood up... 'no it's a big No.'
'What I meant is, who has seen the eggs?'
This time all the females stood up.
'Oh, no it's another mistake.'
I meant, who among you has seen my eggs?"
Surprisingly, all of the nuns stood up.

That's how they discovered the young priest's sexcapades
I hope this made you laugh my Lady Pibeseth
As I begin to write the next escapade
I beg you to hold on to your seat