Submissions by Muggle (The Word And Verse)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
The Word and Verse is the collaborated effort of several DU members of different backgrounds, nationalities, age groups and sexes who have come together on this profile to organize a semi-regular satirical newsletter.
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
6th Jan 2012 10:43pm
6th Jan 2012 10:43pm
Dissecting Writers: Miss-Sub
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's: http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident hot tamale Miss-Sub
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Miss_Sub/
What was your favourite childhood book?
The magic Faraway tree
Which book has made you laugh?
The entire Adrian Mole series.
Which book has made you cry?
I don't think a book has ever made me cry.
Which...
Now all but two have been posed to our resident hot tamale Miss-Sub
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Miss_Sub/
What was your favourite childhood book?
The magic Faraway tree
Which book has made you laugh?
The entire Adrian Mole series.
Which book has made you cry?
I don't think a book has ever made me cry.
Which...
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3 Comments
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
1st Jan 2012 3:35pm
1st Jan 2012 3:35pm
The Word and Verse Issue 3 - P2
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Oh Yeah?
The trouble with Auld Lang Syne
Most of us will be croaking it out at 12.00AM New Years Day, and after taking the opportunity to go kissing every available pair of
lips will raise a toast to Robert Burns. The trouble with that is, it seems that Burns never actually wrote it. There is a school of
thought that says he mixed and matched two songs and another that he wrote half of it.
I found this on wikipedia.
Robert Burns sent a copy of the original song to the Scots Musical Museum with the remark,...
Oh Yeah?
The trouble with Auld Lang Syne
Most of us will be croaking it out at 12.00AM New Years Day, and after taking the opportunity to go kissing every available pair of
lips will raise a toast to Robert Burns. The trouble with that is, it seems that Burns never actually wrote it. There is a school of
thought that says he mixed and matched two songs and another that he wrote half of it.
I found this on wikipedia.
Robert Burns sent a copy of the original song to the Scots Musical Museum with the remark,...
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13 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
31st Dec 2011 10:34pm
31st Dec 2011 10:34pm
The Word and Verse Issue 3 - P1
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in no
way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.
From The News Desk
**Alert!**
It has been reported this week that an outbreak of 'The Consumption' has hit our Irish writers. Luckily for them, modern medicine
has helped combat the outbreak and survival rates are at an all time high. Wait till the Famine kicks in lads, then you'll be fucked
altogether.
...
way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.
From The News Desk
**Alert!**
It has been reported this week that an outbreak of 'The Consumption' has hit our Irish writers. Luckily for them, modern medicine
has helped combat the outbreak and survival rates are at an all time high. Wait till the Famine kicks in lads, then you'll be fucked
altogether.
...
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10 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
16th Dec 2011 2:46pm
16th Dec 2011 2:46pm
THE WORD AND VERSE Issue 2 - P3
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in no way intended
to offend or cause outbursts of suicide. -Dec-
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More factoids: with commentary!
ANGLERFISH
The male deep-sea anglerfish is much smaller than the female. But he has giant eyes to look for a suitable female
and enormous nostrils to sniff out her...
to offend or cause outbursts of suicide. -Dec-
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More factoids: with commentary!
ANGLERFISH
The male deep-sea anglerfish is much smaller than the female. But he has giant eyes to look for a suitable female
and enormous nostrils to sniff out her...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
15th Dec 2011 4:34pm
15th Dec 2011 4:34pm
THE WORD AND VERSE Issue 2 - P2
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in no way intended
to offend or cause outbursts of suicide. -Dec-
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Factoids and more rumors: Thomas Hardy
When British poet and novelist Thomas Hardy died on January 11, 1928, his literary contemporaries decided he was too
important to be buried in his hometown's simple churchyard.
But the good people of Dorset, where...
to offend or cause outbursts of suicide. -Dec-
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Factoids and more rumors: Thomas Hardy
When British poet and novelist Thomas Hardy died on January 11, 1928, his literary contemporaries decided he was too
important to be buried in his hometown's simple churchyard.
But the good people of Dorset, where...
1045 reads
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
15th Dec 2011 4:33pm
15th Dec 2011 4:33pm
THE WORD AND VERSE Issue 2 - P1
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in no way intended
to offend or cause outbursts of suicide. -Dec-
From The News Desk
Rumor Has It:
Travel between the different realms of the Underground has been hit with major delays due to tightened security.
A new religious fundamentalist group calling itself Violet Christmas has pledged to cause havoc during the dreadfully PC holiday season.
Rumor has it that the founder, who aptly...
to offend or cause outbursts of suicide. -Dec-
From The News Desk
Rumor Has It:
Travel between the different realms of the Underground has been hit with major delays due to tightened security.
A new religious fundamentalist group calling itself Violet Christmas has pledged to cause havoc during the dreadfully PC holiday season.
Rumor has it that the founder, who aptly...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
8th Dec 2011 6:23am
8th Dec 2011 6:23am
I’m the strangest f**ker on the DUP
I’m the strangest fucker on the DUP
all you other writers aint got nothing on me
I’m more forum troll than even our Ray
and 10 times gayer than playboy Jack
and although he’ll have some shit to say
got more royal blood than that peasant Viddax
I’m packin' more cock than dirty Mr M
with tighter knots than tight Miss Sub
got so many scars on my ‘poor-me’ wrists
I’d even shut those emo posers up
I roll with God more righteously
than Goodest or that Sapphire nut
but still can lay out erotic fluids ...
all you other writers aint got nothing on me
I’m more forum troll than even our Ray
and 10 times gayer than playboy Jack
and although he’ll have some shit to say
got more royal blood than that peasant Viddax
I’m packin' more cock than dirty Mr M
with tighter knots than tight Miss Sub
got so many scars on my ‘poor-me’ wrists
I’d even shut those emo posers up
I roll with God more righteously
than Goodest or that Sapphire nut
but still can lay out erotic fluids ...
1742 reads
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
3rd Dec 2011 2:27am
3rd Dec 2011 2:27am
THE WORD AND VERSE Issue 1 - P3
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purpose of entertainment and is in no way intended to offend or cause suicide.
A day in the chambers of the UN
The session kicked off normally enough. Members from the United Kingdom called for sanctions against Iran.
They also wanted compensating for the prize -Charles and Diana tea set that was smashed during the recent storming of their embassies in Tehran.
...
A day in the chambers of the UN
The session kicked off normally enough. Members from the United Kingdom called for sanctions against Iran.
They also wanted compensating for the prize -Charles and Diana tea set that was smashed during the recent storming of their embassies in Tehran.
...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
2nd Dec 2011 5:23pm
2nd Dec 2011 5:23pm
THE WORD AND VERSE Issue 1 - P2
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purpose of entertainment and is in no way intended to offend or cause suicide.
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That's what she said.
The first date in literature appears in the 5,000-year-old Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh. In order to tame Enkidu, a Tarzan-like wild man
who is terrorising his people, the king, Gilgamesh, sends Shamhat, a beautiful prostitute. There was no question...
-1 P2
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That's what she said.
The first date in literature appears in the 5,000-year-old Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh. In order to tame Enkidu, a Tarzan-like wild man
who is terrorising his people, the king, Gilgamesh, sends Shamhat, a beautiful prostitute. There was no question...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
2nd Dec 2011 5:20pm
2nd Dec 2011 5:20pm
THE WORD AND VERSE Issue 1 - P1
The word and verse is an independent publication put together by members of DU for the purpose of entertainment and is in no way intended to offend or cause suicide. -Dec- p-1
From The News Desk
**Caution!!**
The Erotique Sector has reported a severe outbreak of all of the following: Foot-in-mouth, Dick-in-mouth, Tit-in-mouth and
Clit-in-mouth. It has also been raining jizz non-stop. If you must enter the Erotique Sector, be sure to wear welly boots and any
DU-issued plastic safety goggles....
From The News Desk
**Caution!!**
The Erotique Sector has reported a severe outbreak of all of the following: Foot-in-mouth, Dick-in-mouth, Tit-in-mouth and
Clit-in-mouth. It has also been raining jizz non-stop. If you must enter the Erotique Sector, be sure to wear welly boots and any
DU-issued plastic safety goggles....
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