For the love of Minimal
WittyKitty
Joined 23rd May 2022
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Lost Thinker
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Tom cats always pee in more than one alley
Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 17066
alley cats yowls
fighting for a warm spot
at the laundry mart
fighting for a warm spot
at the laundry mart
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3533
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3533
Cats love to fart
in the laundry mart
and chew up
granny's slippers
but at five o'clock
they have to stop
for Friday tea with kippers
in the laundry mart
and chew up
granny's slippers
but at five o'clock
they have to stop
for Friday tea with kippers
WittyKitty
Joined 23rd May 2022
Forum Posts: 35
Lost Thinker
Forum Posts: 35
I've never heard such slanderous outrage.
I almost used up one of my nine lives
although I can't deny that I'm partial to
the occasional kipper
I almost used up one of my nine lives
although I can't deny that I'm partial to
the occasional kipper
ajay
Forum Posts: 2171
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 2171
The Occasional Kipper
smiled to itself
when it saw the 'No Smoking' sign.
🐠
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3533
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3533
Not this kipper
https://tinyurl.com/342zdz44
https://tinyurl.com/342zdz44
ajay
Forum Posts: 2171
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 2171
ajay
Forum Posts: 2171
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 2171
The Kipper slept
on the sea bed
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Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3533
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3533
Shadow time called
and I woke up sucking a whore's finger
while her crazy children
did their best to beat down the door
and I woke up sucking a whore's finger
while her crazy children
did their best to beat down the door
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3533
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3533
She's a millionaire in thrift store clothes
uses dollar bills to blow her nose
See that look in her eye when her time had come
money couldn't buy another line for fun
uses dollar bills to blow her nose
See that look in her eye when her time had come
money couldn't buy another line for fun
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3533
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3533
I asked a drunk in the doorway why he was wearing odd shoes
and he told me it was hard to steal a matching pair.
and he told me it was hard to steal a matching pair.
ajay
Forum Posts: 2171
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 2171
...and then from the shop
she bought a new toy,
turned its dial all the way up to ten,
she shoved it in deeply,
discovered a new joy
and never was gloomy again.
⚡
ajay
Forum Posts: 2171
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 2171
He was wearing odd shoes:
They had a carrot
glued on to each toecap
🥕
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3533
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3533
One immortal line
is better than a million dead poems
is better than a million dead poems
ajay
Forum Posts: 2171
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 2171
... and better
for the bank-balance
too
💰