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.Coldhearted Holiday Haikus.

Posted: 1st December 2015 9:42am
Edited: 1st December 2015 9:43am
sinisterpenz
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killer haiku im sure thats why incineraters were upgraded to body size

Posted: 1st December 2015 5:39pm
cheesa
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Money on more shit
Santa don't exist that's it
Christmas is just shit

Posted: 1st December 2015 5:43pm
cheesa
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I hate Christmas time
Shit gifts and cheap fucking wine
On turkey we dine

Posted: 1st December 2015 5:51pm
m_abbott1999
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Saw a Christmas tree
Spit on the soil it stole
Sowed dank herbal seeds

Posted: 1st December 2015 7:22pm
lepperochan
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Asian child's workplace
underneath a hostage Spruce
smile for your selfie  





Posted: 1st December 2015 10:04pm
David_Macleod
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For Coldhearted Holiday Haikus Comp


1. Reduced Sex Life

Santa empties sack
Down your chimney annually
The two Viagras help

2. Hi Hoe

Snow White gang bangs all
Doc felt Sleepy then dopey
A happy orgy

3. No Thank You

Jumpers, gadgets, socks
All unwanted shitty presents
Jam them up your ass

4. No Cussing

No to the C word!
Specially this time of year
Merry Cuntmas dick

5. Blue Christmas

A cool Christmas gift
A heart stopper, lips of blue
Hypothermia wins

6. Stranger Danger

A ring for Christmas?
Fat man, red suit, tickles kids?
A paedophile ring!

Posted: 1st December 2015 11:25pm
randomMeAndBob
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Hypothermia

His lips colored Blue
by the cold-hearted bastard
that we call Winter.

Posted: 2nd December 2015 2:57pm
aarti
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Today I died
I am nothing without you
Only makes me cry

Posted: 2nd December 2015 4:41pm
cheesa
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Money we ain't got
On shit we don't fucking need
Great it's Christmas time

Posted: 2nd December 2015 4:49pm
cheesa
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Cold wet low on life
Turkey's met the carving knife
Drunkeness is rife

Posted: 2nd December 2015 8:43pm
rain1courtel
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Open Fire

Sprinkled with hot sauce
His chest(NUTS) roasting slow, grilled
Cheater’s balls taste good


Bah humbug

Holiday yard sign
“Reason for the season sucks!”
…atheist approved



The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Scorned lover’s revenge
Shared sexual Christmas gifts
Wrapped in STDs



Stocking full of Spite

Christmas stirs robbers
Mistress mugged, killed by masked-Elf
Wife, no alibi


Rain~

Posted: 2nd December 2015 9:23pm
cheesa
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Christmas lights blinding
The real meaning out of sight
To much fuss tonight

Posted: 2nd December 2015 9:25pm
cheesa
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It's time to get fat
Regret it all year in vain
Then do it again

Posted: 3rd December 2015 2:11am
Jade-Pandora
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sinisterpenz said:killer haiku im sure thats why incineraters were upgraded to body size

Heheh... And welcome to DUP!

Posted: 3rd December 2015 4:21am
LobodeSanPedro
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I ain't buying shit
Only Amazon I need
The big tits intern

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