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.Coldhearted Holiday Haikus.

poet Anonymous

Poetry Contest

. . .haikus that make you feel angry, bitter, envious, evil. . .just plain old Grinch~ish due to a dysfunctional family, a broken heart, a betrayal, etc. etc. . . .5~7~5 is the [haiku] count. . .No Entry Max. . .One Week to Enter. . .Have Fun!. . .

red bowed bloody knife
your severed dick in stocking ~
Merry X~mas, Cheater


calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Uncle thought my cunt
Was brought to him in a bow
Never thought I'd show

Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 9th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 5134

storage

poet Anonymous

Thirteen days Christmas
My true, screwed love dumped on me
thirteen flytrap plants

twelve enema straws
eleven haunted croc heads
ten mules a-braying

nine inch nail caltrops
eight big buffalo brick bombs
seven burlap hoes

Six bill collectors
five old shredded catgut strings
four mad scarab bugs

three tar spit henchmen
two iron pipe-toting thugs
Red Ryder B B

in me.

berea440oh
Dangerous Mind
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Mommy was sitting
On the floor with Santa's chopped
Off head on her lap.

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Lmao! Dove...Merry Christmas! Jade..i never!!

HadesRising
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 8th June 2013
Forum Posts: 1613

Santa or Satan?
I can never decide which
Fat bastard you are

A sick pedophile
With a carnivorous herd
Travels the cold night

Those eager children
Burn with anticipation
And their innocence

Know not the horrors
Of jolly red Kris Kringle
When he comes for you

Relish in the screams
Rent from unsuspecting lips
Lashed across their backs

Kringle or Krampus
Perhaps we will never know
' Til he comes for us

LobodeSanPedro
Tyrant of Words
Sierra Leone 109awards
Joined 16th Apr 2013
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You all are cracking me up ... LMAO!

Twisted sick humor that has me choking ... Bravo!

Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
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calamitygin said:Lmao! Dove...Merry Christmas! Jade..i never!!

Ah thank you so much Jen for the wishes which I return to you in spades. -- Dove xo

MadameLavender
Guardian of Shadows
United States 86awards
Joined 17th Feb 2013
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Can you please just sign
the divorce papers, so we
both can move on, now?

snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States 77awards
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873

A PANTY CRICKET CHRISTMAS

That mistletoe hoe
Better to give than receive
Bitch gave me V.D!

HadesRising
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snugglebuck said:A PANTY CRICKET CHRISTMAS

That damn mistletoe hoe
Better to give than receive
Bitch gave me V.D!


Just pointing out, my friend, you too many syllables in the first line

HadesRising
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Bitch, bitch, ho ho ho
You've been a naughty fuckhole
Sucking reindeer cocks

Christmas shines above
Professional on your back
Ass down and tits up

Waiting on Saint Dick
To blow his nog on your face
It drips from your chin

His member jingles
With bells strung around his balls
Leaves you a cream pie

"Hoes, Hoes, Hoes, bitch, bitch
Merry Christmas to all my
Naughty little nymphs!"

dkzksaxxas_DanielX
DadaDoggyDannyKozakSaxfn
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Joined 10th Dec 2011
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BlackFri Debbil ate
babyJesus. Later to
shit on Santa's lap

snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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Thanks.  Made the correction.  It's just that I'm so damn mad at her, I forgot to count.  And these creepy crotch critters are driving me crazy.

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