Rap... Slowly

Hello everyone. Just started listening to the slowest rap music from DJ Screw and some newer stuff from The Underachievers and this has made me want to start a comp. to write the slowest written, most well thought out and convoluted rap that you possibly can about one of two subjects given.

Write a rap about either personal religious beliefs of yours (spirituality, some form of higher power that you may subscribe to) or, if you have no personal religious beliefs, about general contemplations of the world around you (new ageism, atheism, etc)

Spelling/grammar only count as far as legibility goes.
You have two weeks.
Have fun :)

muscles burn, thankful for the test
once i get better, i can try best
but it's not the destination
that benefits your soul
it's those moments of blissful journey
when you lose control
and you can't feed the hungry
if your cups don't over flow
can't feed them medicine
if their lips are saying no
so keep the focus internalized
and you might realize the happy paradox
that teaching by example
is stronger than trying to call their shots
and the autonomy
Life has given me
is my single greatest ability
when then consequences come
i always face them happily
because to lucid Live and level up
is to break down the horrid fallacy
that you need to know the next step
to feel secure
yet as i surrender into the moment
i know for sure
that there is no where in the world i'd rather be
no other time than Now to be free
so much more to Life than what we see
and no separation between youandme
now it's time for me to say
the important things
the truth revealed
as wisdom takes wing
it's time for us to face
what it means to be people
the sacred ground we tread
and the stars as our steeple
will guide us through the night our plight
of blindness is ending
The age of Aquarius
means our hearts are expanding
become colour blind
and it's easy to see
we are all connected
one community
one global family
and we escape to the trees
to get our release
promoting sharing caring
prosperity and peace
we must leave material wealth
and indulge in experience
our true nature revealed
through fits of delirious
dancing and thrashing
as the music unites
corrupted far too long
by consumerist lies
we were made to be free
and as our ego dissolves
we get a wonderful feeling
THAT IT'S TIME TO EVOLVE
as we all work together
to bring our consciousness up
we can turn this world around
no longer self destruct
I am here to take you home
I am here to raise you up
and yet some will protest
that heaven comes after death
but as we manifest on earth
it comes in each and every breath
so breath we me
feel with me
connect with me tonight
walk out of the darkness
and into the light
breath we me
feel with me
connect with me tonight
I know you feel it
now lets live it
the power of love
returned as our birth right

White Girls Love Cocaine

she was a dime, but when she did time
for the crack crime, she became a zero
she wasn't a thug chick until she ride and died for thug dick
white girl in love with a black gangster hood
brought shame to her family, her daddy disowned her rude
but she wanted to be a bad bitch, that white women would envy
she found the most thuggish ruggish black man and legs spread gently
white girls love cocaine, cocaine on that brain
white powder snow, white line roller coaster, vanilla blow
the top of a volcano, she gotta reach for the stars
she don't care who she steps on, each step leads her far
on a journey of self discovery, every body, get ready
night after night she fought her demons, silently screaming
a beauty queen who loves cocaine and black dick
she found herself losing her mind and self respect
but as long as she got high, life was Mary Poppins copasetic
but the undercover narc spotted a mark, enter the law
smooth talking like a seasoned criminal, he infiltrated her trust
her black lover bit the apple too, cocaine raining drug bust
in prison, she plea bargained and gave up the connections
her black thug lover, in deep, serving a life sentence
she served five years, a monster in a cage, a free bird unleashed
she begged her white daddy for forgiveness, but he was unappeased
he said 'once you go black, you can't come back' and she was released
so she hit the streets, starting sucking more black dick
trick after trick, her white pussy turned to chocolate pudding
for drugs, for money, or forced, she gave up her dignity
owned by black men where ever she went, she was a white slave
white girls love cocaine
what can I say
white girls love cocaine

Slow...
Is how I wanna go
My task
Is to get you lay back relaxed

As I conjure rhymes
From ancient times
To this I'm inclined
Not for the dime

But to infuriate
Spark up grudge and hate
To Earth's envious gods
Who's thrown the world

In confusion
Inspired delusion
Giving 'em money,food and drink
These fellows can't think

I'm here in hunger
Caught in grief and anger
Listening to holy lies
I'm told to sacrifice

My money to appease for my sins
Never spill my gin
On the ground for no god
Nip that in the bud

I'll be drunk from wine
While I'm surviving in this cruel times
Saint or sinner,loser or a winner
The gods should understand,reality made me meaner

I stay broke and hope
Chocking from my marijuana smoke
Wondering what the gods have ever done for me
Which I should repay in charity

Goddamn it! I hate their lot
They listen but they won't talk
Brothers pray looking up to the sky
Yet they stay broke,cold,age and die

Gutter life hard times dirt poor like spm would say
Going through rough times praying everyday for a better change
Westside livin Houston rapper inspirin
Free Carlos Coy aka South Park Mexican

Wait for them sirens a murder has been committed
On earth our life is limited on heaven our life is unlimited
Confess your sins to God n he could for give all the crimes you have committed

As theirs good theirs also evil
As God is to good theirs also a leader to evil known by the name luthifer
The one playing with your mind to commit crimes

The sky ain't always gonna be grey it won't stay that way a better day willl come where the sun just shine on us
Believe with all your heart  its calledl faith if you have that for sure you'll have better days
Daily prays will just create happiness no worries

Living around death in a ghetto world
Setting a good example for my little bros
Hard times ain't easy
Seeing people's life getting taken away
That's why I set my heart to Jesus for he shall be my guide throughout these hard times

superstitious minds
evolve over time
and like racism n terrorism,
religion will be a crime.

unfortunately you're
to saved to see
the affects of your blind
faith on humanity.

the time has come
to stop the christianity
believing you were
divinely created is insanity.


[chorus]

so fuck the lord
and get off your knees
try living like a loving
and caring human being.

[x3]

So far I'm seeing some great thoughts everyone looking forward to seeing more

"Dear Father, For You Have Sinned"

It's not time to have a crusade,
Just settle down, take it slowly.
You're still naive, that's your culture,
There's so much you have to do though.
Find a cause, commit totally,
if you want you can join.
Look at me, I am wise, but I'm content.

I was made for this life, yes indeed
You were made for this life, with me
And I can't get enough of this life
Can you get enough of me?

Welcome to the Grand Cathedral Deluxe
Such a heavenly pad (Such a heavenly pad)
Such a heavenly pad
Plenty of spirit at the Grand Cathedral Deluxe
Very nice indeed (Very nice indeed)
You can get a feed

You may say I'm a believer
But I'm not the sole one
I hope someday he'll help us
And the church will pray as one

They can't go on preaching
With deviant minds
And we can't enjoy our youth
'cause deviant minds

Like at Hooters
Felt for the very first time
Like at Hooters
When you get goosebumps [out in public, makes you feel bad]
Priest don't mind

Everywhere there sinning now
I'm surrounded by your members
Father, I can see your demon
You know you're my trusted place
You're everything I trust and adore
It's written all over your face
Father, I can see your demon
Pray ya won't mess about

'Cause your gettin' baptised alright
And no one's gonna save you from the priest about to sin
You know your baptised, baptised alright
You're screaming for your life, inside the confession box, baptised alright

We don't need no vandalism
We don't need no higher order
No dark secrets in the cloakroom
Preachers leave them boys alone
Hey preacher leave them boys alone
All in all you're just another prick in my life
All in all you're just another brick in my life

Cause if you liked it, doesn't mean you can put ya stick in it
If you liked it then you should've got a blowup with a hole in it
Don't get mad, once you see that it's 'bout to blow
If you liked it then you should've got a blowup with a hole in it

Let me wait for him to get so near to me
Creepy Cardinal Priest
Drop your bullshit and stop your abuse
Creepy Cardinal's Beast
Bring it on
Afraid?
Pray Ay Ay Ay
Pray Ay Ay Ay Ay
Pray Ay Ay Now

"Paradise Under One Roof"

Some say we are created from the big boss in heaven
Others say we just exploded from one big piece of rock
Did it only take him one day or nearly seven
Maybe it took monkeys first to open the human lock
Whatever happened, we all have to survive in this harsh place

Mankind will pray and animals kill prey
Animals can be cute and mankind can refute
Holy men can preach and scientist can teach
Scientist want real proof and holy men kneel under one roof
Whatever happens, we all have to respect this harsh place

Young kids are bopping, with no respect for others
Others are always mopping, cleaning up for the young
Society is lost in space, while men in black infiltrate
Black men are being gunned down, as Ferguson starts to gain pace
Shits still happening, do we have to die on this harsh place?

We either yearn for a faraway place of paradise with our God
Or we just dissolve in dirt because we didn't earn his nod
Is this the paradise we should all be waiting for and so much more?

Some believe in reincarnation, coming back to this harsh nation
So many times, before they find Nirvana and are released from karma
Is this the paradise we should all be waiting for and so much more?

Others think they will have 72 new girlfriends waiting to see them
Does that mean there wives will also have 72 new gentlemen to please?
Is this the paradise we should all be waiting for and so much more?

No! Just live this life, right here, right now, on this harsh place I call paradise.

"The Sound Ya Booty Makes"

Love the sound ya booty makes
slappin' against your sister and me
while we're all doin' doggy style
on ya momma's new chocolate coloured shag pile
Horny young boys forever slapping
ya booty in da high school class
even some curious gals
slip in a quick feel
while flashing their hallway pass

The sound ya booty makes
you must be using an amplifier
with a lot of bass
Next time try turning the treble up
and turning down the bass
just in case

This morning I woke up dead
then picked up the paper
and read my obituary
I didn't feel that great
after we did the missionary
wish I was more of a visionary
Shit, I haven't even ironed my black shirt
for my very last day of sunlight
Will I need to take a suitcase
or maybe just some shorts
and thongs on my flight

The sound ya booty makes
was maybe too loud last night
and put me in a spin
The police came by to check it all out
with some mace
just when I was about to sin

Everyone's got a craze in life
and mine just happened
to put me in a daze
Should've taken a deeper breath
when going down between ya momma's thighs
Send flowers to my bitches and ho
and never ever forget ya Niggas nice ways
Always tried to satisfy the whole damn world
but still hearing some sad arse sighs

I like the sound ya booty makes
reminds me of a dance track,
played by DJ O'Lay
While everyone's dances to a beat
I'm always hard at work
trying to get ya to play.

Mic check 1,2
I wanna have fun too
Lyrical Kung fu will stun you like a monsoon
A few more lines and I'll be done soon
But first, I'm gonna confront you
Come hunt you
Better run dude

A Random Rhyme
Begining to be feeling like I'm getting lost from myself.
Leaving my state of my mind,
Trying to find my senses,
Ever since I was little I'd be out of my mind.
I can be kind if I want to, but for now I'll show you how the real me acts.
Get your facts straight,
wait before you speak what you think,
you say it's tongue and cheek I say it's all bleak,
your IQ level shrinks as mine grows.
You're weak with the words you say as mine are as strong as the day goes on,
you're late to the party, but I'm the first to appear,
you're over there, but I'm here.
Don't like me?, kiss my rear.
Fear me if you dare,
Stare and glare if you feel the need to.
Get anymore annoying I'll throw my shoe at you.
You're a bore,
actin' like you're four,
Tryna be hardcore,
You're like your pores nasty.
Can't cast me in the shadows,
You're in the past, but I'm in the future.
Whoever says otherwise sha'll freely die.
You float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bee.
You see in black and white, but I see in color.
She is a wannabe, but I'm an original.
You're unlimited, I'm a collectors addition.
Livin' the way I want to,
Do what I want to do because I wanna do it.
Sit and gossip, see what happens,
you got a pocket full of excuses.
Your idiocy loses the battles.
Stupidity wil get you nowhere.
Lookin' confused whenever you walk into the room,
Lookin' like you just ate a shroom,
Lookin' like hell no from head to toe.
Got no glow,
Thinking you look like J.Lo, but you just look like a oh!,
actin' like you got a halo when really you sleeping with the devil.
They give little, but I give everything.
But won't give up anything to just anybody.
ActIng like a fake player,
claiming you get paper.
Just get out of here with that.
Don't sit here and b.s it, be about it.
Take that truth like spit,
till then come back when you got something legit for us to acquit.

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