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malin69 (malin)
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Mini Limericks

gardenlover
Fire of Insight
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Poetry Contest

write short limericks
One of my favourite poetic forms is the limerick.
Several competitions have required short poems of specified length. This led me to think of how short a limerick could be and still be a limerick. I have published a few examples
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/173492-3-erotic-mini-limericks/
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/173491-mini-limericks/

A limerick is a form of poetry,especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth. The form can be found in England as of the early years of the 18th century. It was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th century, although he did not use the term.

Write as many minilimericks as you wish with a maximum syllable count of 5 5 2 2 5

Be imaginative and if possible humerous

MadameLavender
Guardian of Shadows
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I'll-Let-It-Out-Later-When-No-One's-Looking

Can't focus on much, I'm afraid to say
My daughter is packing for college today.
Boxes loaded, from bedding to shirts--
Another example of life's cruel hurts;
Now floodgates of tears will wash me away.




RalfTheNose
Twisted Dreamer
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Garden:

Limericks make ma' horny toad sing, "Howdy HO! How are Ya!"

How the 'ell:

A girl named Mary
Should've been wary
Legs spread
Not bled
Child? She did carry!


RalfTheNose
Twisted Dreamer
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MadameL:

Life's a book!  Keep on reading, cuz' the next chapter's gonna be a DOOZY!  ...or so I always tell me Mum

snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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What is the deadline?  I hope its not to soon, as their are several good competitions, such as yours, going on in DU at this time.  September?

RalfTheNose
Twisted Dreamer
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Ralf The Nose
Had a fine hose
Water
Caught 'er
Head to her toes

RalfTheNose
Twisted Dreamer
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Golden shower
Washed her flower
Oyster
Moister
Whiskers sour

(haha...sorry)

gardenlover
Fire of Insight
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Thank you all for a good start. Deadline 1st September

DreamSeed
Lost Thinker
United States
Joined 21st Aug 2012
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Trapped in a cage
Nerves pulsate with rage
Detox
Shrinks box
Cannot turn the page

sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
Nigeria 9awards
Joined 2nd July 2014
Forum Posts: 203

Cute flower glowing in a sea bay
Next, she went dry and husky like hay
The sun's harsh strobe
It never squads like toads
Now she's dead, nature is got the say.

m_L
Lost Thinker
United States 1awards
Joined 15th July 2014
Forum Posts: 25

I will not drink that,
It is way to strong.
Could you
O please
Give me a chaser?

m_L
Lost Thinker
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Joined 15th July 2014
Forum Posts: 25

The first had no rhyme,
I was struck by time.
Stupid
Cupid
Thought it was a crime!

m_L
Lost Thinker
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Joined 15th July 2014
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Kill me in your sleep
In the dreams you weep,
In snores
Those whores
Warned you not to keep.

m_L
Lost Thinker
United States 1awards
Joined 15th July 2014
Forum Posts: 25

I met someone new
Online, "How'd you do?"
He said
In bed
That I was cute too!

m_L
Lost Thinker
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Joined 15th July 2014
Forum Posts: 25

I'm lost honestly,
Because life to me,
Though long
In song,
Ain't how it's to be.

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