Mini Limericks
gardenlover
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Fire of Insight


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Poetry Contest Description
write short limericks
One of my favourite poetic forms is the limerick.
Several competitions have required short poems of specified length. This led me to think of how short a limerick could be and still be a limerick. I have published a few examples
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/173492-3-erotic-mini-limericks/
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/173491-mini-limericks/
A limerick is a form of poetry,especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth. The form can be found in England as of the early years of the 18th century. It was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th century, although he did not use the term.
Write as many minilimericks as you wish with a maximum syllable count of 5 5 2 2 5
Be imaginative and if possible humerous
Several competitions have required short poems of specified length. This led me to think of how short a limerick could be and still be a limerick. I have published a few examples
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/173492-3-erotic-mini-limericks/
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/173491-mini-limericks/
A limerick is a form of poetry,especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth. The form can be found in England as of the early years of the 18th century. It was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th century, although he did not use the term.
Write as many minilimericks as you wish with a maximum syllable count of 5 5 2 2 5
Be imaginative and if possible humerous

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RalfTheNose
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Twisted Dreamer
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Garden:
Limericks make ma' horny toad sing, "Howdy HO! How are Ya!"
How the 'ell:
A girl named Mary
Should've been wary
Legs spread
Not bled
Child? She did carry!
Limericks make ma' horny toad sing, "Howdy HO! How are Ya!"

How the 'ell:
A girl named Mary
Should've been wary
Legs spread
Not bled
Child? She did carry!

RalfTheNose
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Twisted Dreamer
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Joined 7th Aug 2014
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MadameL:
Life's a book! Keep on reading, cuz' the next chapter's gonna be a DOOZY! ...or so I always tell me Mum
Life's a book! Keep on reading, cuz' the next chapter's gonna be a DOOZY! ...or so I always tell me Mum

snugglebuck
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What is the deadline? I hope its not to soon, as their are several good competitions, such as yours, going on in DU at this time. September? 

RalfTheNose
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Twisted Dreamer
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Ralf The Nose
Had a fine hose
Water
Caught 'er
Head to her toes
Had a fine hose
Water
Caught 'er
Head to her toes
RalfTheNose
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Twisted Dreamer
2
Joined 7th Aug 2014
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Golden shower
Washed her flower
Oyster
Moister
Whiskers sour
(haha...sorry
)
Washed her flower
Oyster
Moister
Whiskers sour
(haha...sorry

gardenlover
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Joined 19th Aug 2012
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Fire of Insight


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Thank you all for a good start. Deadline 1st September
DreamSeed
Joined 21st Aug 2012
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Lost Thinker

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Trapped in a cage
Nerves pulsate with rage
Detox
Shrinks box
Cannot turn the page
Nerves pulsate with rage
Detox
Shrinks box
Cannot turn the page
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
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King Sammy
Thought Provoker


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Cute flower glowing in a sea bay
Next, she went dry and husky like hay
The sun's harsh strobe
It never squads like toads
Now she's dead, nature is got the say.
Next, she went dry and husky like hay
The sun's harsh strobe
It never squads like toads
Now she's dead, nature is got the say.
m_L
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Joined 15th July 2014
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Lost Thinker


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I will not drink that,
It is way to strong.
Could you
O please
Give me a chaser?
It is way to strong.
Could you
O please
Give me a chaser?
m_L
1
Joined 15th July 2014
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Lost Thinker


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The first had no rhyme,
I was struck by time.
Stupid
Cupid
Thought it was a crime!
I was struck by time.
Stupid
Cupid
Thought it was a crime!
m_L
1
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Lost Thinker


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Kill me in your sleep
In the dreams you weep,
In snores
Those whores
Warned you not to keep.
In the dreams you weep,
In snores
Those whores
Warned you not to keep.
m_L
1
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Forum Posts: 25
Lost Thinker


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I met someone new
Online, "How'd you do?"
He said
In bed
That I was cute too!
Online, "How'd you do?"
He said
In bed
That I was cute too!
m_L
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Lost Thinker


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I'm lost honestly,
Because life to me,
Though long
In song,
Ain't how it's to be.
Because life to me,
Though long
In song,
Ain't how it's to be.