Poetry competition CLOSED 28th October 2013 8:00am
WINNER
summultima (uma)
summultima (uma)
RUNNER-UP:
Atakti
Thunder En Tundra
lepperochan (One qualifying entry submitted)
lepperochan said:A star lies shattered from the impact, Charlie saw to that.
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) A movie star tells lies, personally destroyed by the effects of cocaine. (1-2) A celestial body is shattered from the impact of another. (1-3) Adara Star is left for dead after being attacked and thrown from a window by a man named Charlie.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (14) points.
Grand total: (14) Points.
lepperochan said:A star lies shattered from the impact, Charlie saw to that.
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) A movie star tells lies, personally destroyed by the effects of cocaine. (1-2) A celestial body is shattered from the impact of another. (1-3) Adara Star is left for dead after being attacked and thrown from a window by a man named Charlie.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (14) points.
Grand total: (14) Points.
Petit_Minou (One entry submitted)
Petit_Minou said:Come to ecstasy, Pet(it): Minou.
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Proceed to enjoyment, little kitty. (1-2) Eat to a frenzy, and stroke (it): my pussy. (1-3) Orgasm while rolling, Petit Minou.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (2) points for the drug reference.
3.) (6) points for 2X multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (15) points.
Grand total: (15) Points.
Petit_Minou said:Come to ecstasy, Pet(it): Minou.
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Proceed to enjoyment, little kitty. (1-2) Eat to a frenzy, and stroke (it): my pussy. (1-3) Orgasm while rolling, Petit Minou.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (2) points for the drug reference.
3.) (6) points for 2X multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (15) points.
Grand total: (15) Points.
summultima (Four qualifying entries submitted)
summultima said:Her night time out at Wetlands.(TITLE)
Sextuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Her evening trip of entertainment at the adult themepark. (1-2) Her dark break from reality. (1-3) The night she declared her sexuality in a hostile environment. (1-4) The night she exposed herself masturbating in the bathroom. (1-5) The night she blacked-out by the water. (1-6) The night she got passed around.
THE SCORE:
1.) (6) points for the sextuple. (-1) point for edit.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (16) points.
summultima said:Other than those hovering dry lapses... Damsel with fluorescent thorax and wings in glue, gets Candid; B(ottoms) out with a smudge.
Quadruple-septuple-septuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Besides the off-season when the wetlands are dry... (1-2) Apart from the others who loom over desolate areas... (1-3) Other than the sobering times while coming down from a high... (1-4) Aside from the times when not sexually active... (2-1) an attractive girl attracting danger, (2-2) a perfumed painted pampered princess, (2-3) an ovulating girl spotting, (2-4) a raver chick huffing (in the bathroom), (2-5) a flashy breasted girl masturbating (in the bathroom), (2-6) a damselfly trapped in the muck, (2-7) a fly girl conjoined to her assailant (held by the neck), (3-1) applies Candid B to her vaginal infection. (3-2) reflects in sincerity, losing herself in misery. (3-3) sexually gives in to her assailant, grinds and bottoms out on him. (3-4) pulls her naked ass out (of the stall) in a sloppy mess. (3-5) is caught on camera, ruining her life. (3-6) publicizes her labor. (3-7) gives up and takes herself and children to the bottom of the pool.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple. (7) points for the septuple combo. (7) points for the septuple combo. (-1) point for edit.
2.) (4) points for x2 drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (8) points for x2 meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (10) points for x2 sinister reference.
TOTAL: (39) points.
summultima said:From mantra to music(TITLE)
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) From chanting to singing. (1-2) From ideal to practice. (1-3) From sex to climax.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (3) points.
summultima said:Make me hum by your cryptic prescription.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Give me a sense of well-being from your suggestions. (1-2) Repair my throat by you magic. (1-2) Make me sing along with your sacred chant. (1-3) Get me high on your illicit drugs. (1-4) Make me cum from your secret inside me.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (6) points.
Grand total: (64) Points.
summultima said:Her night time out at Wetlands.(TITLE)
Sextuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Her evening trip of entertainment at the adult themepark. (1-2) Her dark break from reality. (1-3) The night she declared her sexuality in a hostile environment. (1-4) The night she exposed herself masturbating in the bathroom. (1-5) The night she blacked-out by the water. (1-6) The night she got passed around.
THE SCORE:
1.) (6) points for the sextuple. (-1) point for edit.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (16) points.
summultima said:Other than those hovering dry lapses... Damsel with fluorescent thorax and wings in glue, gets Candid; B(ottoms) out with a smudge.
Quadruple-septuple-septuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Besides the off-season when the wetlands are dry... (1-2) Apart from the others who loom over desolate areas... (1-3) Other than the sobering times while coming down from a high... (1-4) Aside from the times when not sexually active... (2-1) an attractive girl attracting danger, (2-2) a perfumed painted pampered princess, (2-3) an ovulating girl spotting, (2-4) a raver chick huffing (in the bathroom), (2-5) a flashy breasted girl masturbating (in the bathroom), (2-6) a damselfly trapped in the muck, (2-7) a fly girl conjoined to her assailant (held by the neck), (3-1) applies Candid B to her vaginal infection. (3-2) reflects in sincerity, losing herself in misery. (3-3) sexually gives in to her assailant, grinds and bottoms out on him. (3-4) pulls her naked ass out (of the stall) in a sloppy mess. (3-5) is caught on camera, ruining her life. (3-6) publicizes her labor. (3-7) gives up and takes herself and children to the bottom of the pool.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple. (7) points for the septuple combo. (7) points for the septuple combo. (-1) point for edit.
2.) (4) points for x2 drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (8) points for x2 meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (10) points for x2 sinister reference.
TOTAL: (39) points.
summultima said:From mantra to music(TITLE)
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) From chanting to singing. (1-2) From ideal to practice. (1-3) From sex to climax.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (3) points.
summultima said:Make me hum by your cryptic prescription.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Give me a sense of well-being from your suggestions. (1-2) Repair my throat by you magic. (1-2) Make me sing along with your sacred chant. (1-3) Get me high on your illicit drugs. (1-4) Make me cum from your secret inside me.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (6) points.
Grand total: (64) Points.
HAL (Two qualifying entries submitted)
HAL said:Ai darling, wanna free flow< in mi submarine?
Septuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) It's artificial intelligence dear, would you like to engage spontaneous interactions in my underwater vehicle? (1-2) Hello love, want to pass unrestricted electricity into me under water? (1-3) "Moan" darling, want to compute the aggregate data in my genitals? (1-4) A.I. friend, want to melt your circuitboards on my sandwich? (1-5) Hey sweety, want to free-base in my lab? (1-6) A.I. control, would you like to move about freely in the vesel? (1-7) Excuse me pal, would you like to die in my cell?
THE SCORE:
1.) (7) points for the septuple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (6) points for X2 multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (24) points.
HAL said:Wait bruk down bridge, mi ballast is airtight.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Wait, jump the circuitry around the ballast to avoid issues. (1-2) Wait to use the faulty bridge, because my base level is sealed-off. (1-3) Put a load on my low bridge, my foundation is sound. (1-4) Go down on me to disarm me, because I'm uptight.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the Quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (6) points for x2 multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (14) points.
Grand total: (38) Points.
HAL said:Ai darling, wanna free flow< in mi submarine?
Septuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) It's artificial intelligence dear, would you like to engage spontaneous interactions in my underwater vehicle? (1-2) Hello love, want to pass unrestricted electricity into me under water? (1-3) "Moan" darling, want to compute the aggregate data in my genitals? (1-4) A.I. friend, want to melt your circuitboards on my sandwich? (1-5) Hey sweety, want to free-base in my lab? (1-6) A.I. control, would you like to move about freely in the vesel? (1-7) Excuse me pal, would you like to die in my cell?
THE SCORE:
1.) (7) points for the septuple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (6) points for X2 multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (24) points.
HAL said:Wait bruk down bridge, mi ballast is airtight.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Wait, jump the circuitry around the ballast to avoid issues. (1-2) Wait to use the faulty bridge, because my base level is sealed-off. (1-3) Put a load on my low bridge, my foundation is sound. (1-4) Go down on me to disarm me, because I'm uptight.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the Quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (6) points for x2 multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (14) points.
Grand total: (38) Points.
Atakti (One entry submitted)
Atakti said:I need a post guard at my party.
Octuplet!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) I require a bollard protector-sleeve at my party. (1-2) I require mail security at my party. (1-3) I required site moderators for my (internet) party (1-4) I 'have a thing' for particular personnel at my party. (1-5) I kneed an entry guard at my party. (1-6) I kneed a bollard guard at my party. (1-7) I require an officer at a pole at my party. (1-8) I require travel defense (quickly afterward)for my (political) party.
THE SCORE:
1.) (8) points for the octuplet.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (17) points.
Grand total: (17) Points.
Atakti said:I need a post guard at my party.
Octuplet!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) I require a bollard protector-sleeve at my party. (1-2) I require mail security at my party. (1-3) I required site moderators for my (internet) party (1-4) I 'have a thing' for particular personnel at my party. (1-5) I kneed an entry guard at my party. (1-6) I kneed a bollard guard at my party. (1-7) I require an officer at a pole at my party. (1-8) I require travel defense (quickly afterward)for my (political) party.
THE SCORE:
1.) (8) points for the octuplet.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (17) points.
Grand total: (17) Points.
case28 (Four qualifying entries submitted)
case28 said:Simmering away grave memories of love screwing me over strapped cock;
Quintuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) I’m in a state of suppressed anger reflecting on my wife suing me over our BDSM establishment; (1-2) slowly evaporating secrets to cleanse my mind of pleasures taken wearing dirty jock straps; (1-3) slowly aroused by the pleasures of pain experiences being screwed with a strap-on dildo; (1-4) reducing a sauce in a pan to fix my hunger, my partner realizes the pan had not been washed from the previous night just as she’s about to place the deboned and bound spatchcock back into the sauce; (1-5) Festering on memories of betrayed love lost to poor finance;
THE SCORE:
1.) (5) points for the quadruple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (16) points.
case28 said:swinging from belt, hanging light beams; bending from weight and forces of blown loads.
Quadruple-quadruple combo
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) doing construction work; (1-2) swaying drunk from putting up Jim Beams; (1-3) jacking off; (1-4) reeling from police interrogation; (2-1) bending under pressure from the authorities overbearing weight. (2-2) overcome with my depression and the stress of blowing a fortune. (2-3) flexing under my body weight and my addiction to shoot semen. (2-4) bending over from cramps, knocked off my feet from shitting my pants.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple. (4) points for the quadruple combo.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (10) points.
case28 said:I stand in the dark with broken pride, licking butchered blade, immersed in reckoning.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) uncertain of my future with my self satisfaction shattered, I lost my edge whilst deep in thought trying to calculate my losses (1-2) I’m standing in the dark with my pride broken in two, stroking my knife blade, plotting my revenge (1-3) I wipe saliva on my penis, like a dog licking his balls to sooth the irritation whilst deep in thought, trying to determine how I got infected with herpes (1-4) I’m hallucinating and have no idea why I’m standing in the middle of a group of lions licking their chops, but I know they’re determining when I’ll be on their menu
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (8) points.
case28 said:Waiting mistress, accounts emerging from fox den... ready to exact my payback and cut a bitch from life.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) 1.) (1-1) the slut sits in court listening to evidence found at the BDSM establishment... It was time to counter sue the bitch and file for divorce (1-2) my mistress is waiting for a ride as her colleagues leave the accountancy firm... it’s time to execute my revenge and take the bitch out. (1-3) the dominatrix is waiting for me, shows me overdue invoices from services I’ve acquired at the brothel... I'm prepared to settle my debts and leave this querulous nagging complaint behind me. (1-4) whilst waiting for the nurse to pull out the thermometer that she slyly inserted into my asshole, I remembered why I was here recovering... it was time to be clear with my demands that there is no substitute for hygiene and stop making life a bitch for me...
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (13) points.
Grand total: (47) Points.
case28 said:Simmering away grave memories of love screwing me over strapped cock;
Quintuple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) I’m in a state of suppressed anger reflecting on my wife suing me over our BDSM establishment; (1-2) slowly evaporating secrets to cleanse my mind of pleasures taken wearing dirty jock straps; (1-3) slowly aroused by the pleasures of pain experiences being screwed with a strap-on dildo; (1-4) reducing a sauce in a pan to fix my hunger, my partner realizes the pan had not been washed from the previous night just as she’s about to place the deboned and bound spatchcock back into the sauce; (1-5) Festering on memories of betrayed love lost to poor finance;
THE SCORE:
1.) (5) points for the quadruple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (16) points.
case28 said:swinging from belt, hanging light beams; bending from weight and forces of blown loads.
Quadruple-quadruple combo
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) doing construction work; (1-2) swaying drunk from putting up Jim Beams; (1-3) jacking off; (1-4) reeling from police interrogation; (2-1) bending under pressure from the authorities overbearing weight. (2-2) overcome with my depression and the stress of blowing a fortune. (2-3) flexing under my body weight and my addiction to shoot semen. (2-4) bending over from cramps, knocked off my feet from shitting my pants.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple. (4) points for the quadruple combo.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (10) points.
case28 said:I stand in the dark with broken pride, licking butchered blade, immersed in reckoning.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) uncertain of my future with my self satisfaction shattered, I lost my edge whilst deep in thought trying to calculate my losses (1-2) I’m standing in the dark with my pride broken in two, stroking my knife blade, plotting my revenge (1-3) I wipe saliva on my penis, like a dog licking his balls to sooth the irritation whilst deep in thought, trying to determine how I got infected with herpes (1-4) I’m hallucinating and have no idea why I’m standing in the middle of a group of lions licking their chops, but I know they’re determining when I’ll be on their menu
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (8) points.
case28 said:Waiting mistress, accounts emerging from fox den... ready to exact my payback and cut a bitch from life.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) 1.) (1-1) the slut sits in court listening to evidence found at the BDSM establishment... It was time to counter sue the bitch and file for divorce (1-2) my mistress is waiting for a ride as her colleagues leave the accountancy firm... it’s time to execute my revenge and take the bitch out. (1-3) the dominatrix is waiting for me, shows me overdue invoices from services I’ve acquired at the brothel... I'm prepared to settle my debts and leave this querulous nagging complaint behind me. (1-4) whilst waiting for the nurse to pull out the thermometer that she slyly inserted into my asshole, I remembered why I was here recovering... it was time to be clear with my demands that there is no substitute for hygiene and stop making life a bitch for me...
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (13) points.
Grand total: (47) Points.
A.R. I don't normally give a shit about winning comps, but I think you've missed a stack of points when scoring my piece. I got zero points for my multilingual title and there are numerous sinister references to hanging, suicide, revenge and murder, also received zero points.
Sorry man, but my lawyer did read the fine print... and I'm a stickler when it comes to rules...just to see how far it will bend
Sorry man, but my lawyer did read the fine print... and I'm a stickler when it comes to rules...
Yes, I too would like to appeal my scoring. My second entry:
That tight cunts a real fucking asset" was overlooked
cunt, being multilingual
also sexually explicit
and could easily be at least a triple
..the breakdown
Having a tight cunt like that is great for the fucking
My colleague wont spend a penny, but he's really good at his job
That Jew is a Mossad agent ...<-- sinister ..dunn dunn dunnn
thank you for your time.
That tight cunts a real fucking asset" was overlooked
cunt, being multilingual
also sexually explicit
and could easily be at least a triple
..the breakdown
Having a tight cunt like that is great for the fucking
My colleague wont spend a penny, but he's really good at his job
That Jew is a Mossad agent ...<-- sinister ..dunn dunn dunnn
thank you for your time.
LobodeSanPedro (Four qualifying entries submitted)
LobodeSanPedro said:A poor kitty plundered from behind by a dirty dog with a bone. "Gimme that pussy," the scoundrel growls;
no, you say, then I'll tear your tail up.
Triple-triple-triple combo!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) An unsuspecting woman raped doggy-style by an infected male assailant. (1-2) An unsuspecting cat mauled by a stray dog eating in an alley. (1-3) Meager poker winnings robbed by dishonest player with an issue. (2-1) "Unclench your pussy," the rapist commands; (2-2) "Give me whatever you have cat," demands the dog; (2-3) "Give me the cash wimp," he snarls. (3-1) you resist, then I'll anal-fuck you. (3-2) no, then I'll maul your tail. (3-3) refuse, then I'll beat you up.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple. (3) points for the triple combo. (3) points for the triple combo.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (10) points for x2 sinister reference.
TOTAL: (17) points.
LobodeSanPedro said:I stepped in that shit because my head was in the clouds; now pigeons flock to my stash.
Triple-quintuple combo!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) I walked in dog shit because I wasn't paying attention; (1-2) I got into this dilemma because of faith; (1-3) I took the pure stuff and crushed it down into glassine wrappers so I could have the American dream; (2-1) Now birds swarm my beard. (2-2) Now Birds surround my seed bag. (2-3) Now senseless women fuck me to get my money. (2-4) Now dope fiends clammer for drugs. (2-5) Now narcs raid my house.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple. (5) points for the quintuple combo.
2.) (4) points for x2 drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (12) points.
LobodeSanPedro said:Shoot my load and spray them to hear their screams.
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Get my product out into the streets for my regulars (1-2) Orgasm and spray myself on any woman I want (1-3) Drive by shooting to get rid of the competition
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (10) points.
LobodeSanPedro said:Get rid of that piece and just play another.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Kill one foot soldier, and coerce another. (1-2) If a piece of ass disappoints me, get another. (1-3) Get rid of the gun I used in those murders for another. (1-4) In chess, pieces are sacrificed for position for others.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (9) points.
Grand total: (48) Points.
LobodeSanPedro said:A poor kitty plundered from behind by a dirty dog with a bone. "Gimme that pussy," the scoundrel growls;
no, you say, then I'll tear your tail up.
Triple-triple-triple combo!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) An unsuspecting woman raped doggy-style by an infected male assailant. (1-2) An unsuspecting cat mauled by a stray dog eating in an alley. (1-3) Meager poker winnings robbed by dishonest player with an issue. (2-1) "Unclench your pussy," the rapist commands; (2-2) "Give me whatever you have cat," demands the dog; (2-3) "Give me the cash wimp," he snarls. (3-1) you resist, then I'll anal-fuck you. (3-2) no, then I'll maul your tail. (3-3) refuse, then I'll beat you up.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple. (3) points for the triple combo. (3) points for the triple combo.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (4) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (10) points for x2 sinister reference.
TOTAL: (17) points.
LobodeSanPedro said:I stepped in that shit because my head was in the clouds; now pigeons flock to my stash.
Triple-quintuple combo!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) I walked in dog shit because I wasn't paying attention; (1-2) I got into this dilemma because of faith; (1-3) I took the pure stuff and crushed it down into glassine wrappers so I could have the American dream; (2-1) Now birds swarm my beard. (2-2) Now Birds surround my seed bag. (2-3) Now senseless women fuck me to get my money. (2-4) Now dope fiends clammer for drugs. (2-5) Now narcs raid my house.
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple. (5) points for the quintuple combo.
2.) (4) points for x2 drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (0) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (12) points.
LobodeSanPedro said:Shoot my load and spray them to hear their screams.
Triple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Get my product out into the streets for my regulars (1-2) Orgasm and spray myself on any woman I want (1-3) Drive by shooting to get rid of the competition
THE SCORE:
1.) (3) points for the triple.
2.) (2) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (10) points.
LobodeSanPedro said:Get rid of that piece and just play another.
Quadruple!
THE BREAKDOWN:
1.) (1-1) Kill one foot soldier, and coerce another. (1-2) If a piece of ass disappoints me, get another. (1-3) Get rid of the gun I used in those murders for another. (1-4) In chess, pieces are sacrificed for position for others.
THE SCORE:
1.) (4) points for the quadruple.
2.) (0) points for drug reference.
3.) (0) points for multilingual use.
4.) (0) points for meaning derived from more than four different words per multi-entendre.
5.) (5) points for sinister reference.
TOTAL: (9) points.
Grand total: (48) Points.
case28 said:A.R. I don't normally give a shit about winning comps, but I think you've missed a stack of points when scoring my piece. I got zero points for my multilingual title and there are numerous sinister references to hanging, suicide, revenge and murder, also received zero points.
Sorry man, but my lawyer did read the fine print... and I'm a stickler when it comes to rules...just to see how far it will bend
Sorry if I missed it. I saw that your title "Las Cuentas de la Deuda de Masas" is in Spanish, but is this a multi-entendre? You didn't note that in your submission, and that's the only way it qualifies for points. Suicide is a personal choice and therefore isn't sinister save for according to certain religions and traditions, but we aren't playing that card here. So that the rules are equally accessible to all contestants regardless of belief, sinister is classified as violating someone else's free will. Murder, rape, theft, deceit, assault; any form of mal-intent toward another is sinister. Please point out anything else, so that I may fix it.
Sorry man, but my lawyer did read the fine print... and I'm a stickler when it comes to rules...
Sorry if I missed it. I saw that your title "Las Cuentas de la Deuda de Masas" is in Spanish, but is this a multi-entendre? You didn't note that in your submission, and that's the only way it qualifies for points. Suicide is a personal choice and therefore isn't sinister save for according to certain religions and traditions, but we aren't playing that card here. So that the rules are equally accessible to all contestants regardless of belief, sinister is classified as violating someone else's free will. Murder, rape, theft, deceit, assault; any form of mal-intent toward another is sinister. Please point out anything else, so that I may fix it.
lepperochan said:Yes, I too would like to appeal my scoring. My second entry:
That tight cunts a real fucking asset" was overlooked
cunt, being multilingual
also sexually explicit
and could easily be at least a triple
..the breakdown
Having a tight cunt like that is great for the fucking
My colleague wont spend a penny, but he's really good at his job
That Jew is a Mossad agent ...<-- sinister ..dunn dunn dunnn
thank you for your time.
My pleasure! It's been a fun, challenging comp.
To address your non-qualifying entry-
Multi-entendres that are built from works which are clearly not original, don't score any points.
"Fucking asset" is not an original...
http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/13502200
https://twitter.com/infinite_ammo/status/309446845220933632
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1375419420
That tight cunts a real fucking asset" was overlooked
cunt, being multilingual
also sexually explicit
and could easily be at least a triple
..the breakdown
Having a tight cunt like that is great for the fucking
My colleague wont spend a penny, but he's really good at his job
That Jew is a Mossad agent ...<-- sinister ..dunn dunn dunnn
thank you for your time.
My pleasure! It's been a fun, challenging comp.
To address your non-qualifying entry-
Multi-entendres that are built from works which are clearly not original, don't score any points.
"Fucking asset" is not an original...
http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/13502200
https://twitter.com/infinite_ammo/status/309446845220933632
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1375419420
