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Who Am I ( I am Real )

Posted: 23rd February 2013 4:36pm
Lola
Lola
Twisted Dreamer
Canada 1awards
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Forum Posts: 11

There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.


Sorry, this is just too funny not to comment on.

Posted: 23rd February 2013 6:07pm
poet Anonymous
heehee...pleased you laughed! lol

Posted: 23rd February 2013 6:10pm
poet Anonymous
so glad you liked it- I don't know where these thoughts erupt from in my head..I even weird myself out sometimes

Posted: 23rd February 2013 7:04pm
Edited: 23rd February 2013 9:44pm
Solomon_Song
Solomon_Song
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 28th Sep 2012
Forum Posts: 333
I am the "sausage" eater;
Man, do not come near me.
He who dares to skinny-dip
A man no longer be!

Posted: 24th February 2013 2:48pm
shaunda
shaunda
Fire of Insight
United States 13awards
Joined 19th Sep 2012
Forum Posts: 261
Gg78 said:I'll be back for this one lol


(I'll delete this and post my poem here )

great. Looking forward to this.

Posted: 2nd March 2013 11:23pm
poet Anonymous
What kind of interview is this? by mikimoondancer


It's not been much of a life
all head and a backside-
that looks just like my front side
No eyes, just teeth on a leg

I'm dismayed as well by the improper way that you're stabbing me
and not treating me well
What kind of interview requires
revealing myself

Just to show to the masses
what your latest catch is

Put me down, you bastard!


Posted: 2nd March 2013 11:49pm
poet Anonymous
My Smiling Octopus
Does your octopus smile when you pet it?

Will it try things just to see if you'll let it?

mine will
and can

but that's all part of my master plan

Posted: 3rd March 2013 00:57am
johnrot
johnrot
Tyrant of Words
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i'm half a bitch eel and part dude
this is dream catcher part 2
the reason i look like this is i've only ever ate chinese food
too much msg and lsd
and pretty soon you'll look just like me

Posted: 3rd March 2013 4:31am
rnabokov
rnabokov
Lost Thinker
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Joined 3rd July 2011
Forum Posts: 7
amazing what you can get from between your teeth with the right toothpick

Posted: 8th March 2013 11:28pm
shaunda
shaunda
Fire of Insight
United States 13awards
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rnabokov said:amazing what you can get from between your teeth with the right toothpick


hahahahaha. so freaking funny..

Posted: 8th March 2013 11:45pm
shaunda
shaunda
Fire of Insight
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To everybody. This creature is a Lamprey

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