Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd May 2012 3:23am
WINNER
Naseer (Nas)
Naseer (Nas)
RUNNER-UP:
ThePintSizdSlasher
Stand up
not official
what does poet & midgets have in common
they are both short
why did the chicken cross the road
to get $5 from her baby daddy
whats the difference between a fat man & a twinkie
idk because he wont let me see the twinkie....lol
what does poet & midgets have in common
they are both short
why did the chicken cross the road
to get $5 from her baby daddy
whats the difference between a fat man & a twinkie
idk because he wont let me see the twinkie....lol
well i was walking home from a friends house, i see this guy running up from my house. he told me tht my grampa had his shotgun out and was acting crazy, so of course i rush home. there is my grampa in the living room. stark naked, holding the gun. He's yelling abt how he nazis came and tried to rape him, but he managed to fight them all off. then hitler showed up and turned into a giant anti-jew monster.
needless to say, i dont believe him. then the house start shaking. Nazis are under us and lifting the building in the air. "Destroy the house!" they chant. of course i suddenly realize, hitler hated blue. and guess wt odd color my house happens to be painted.. anyway. hitler shows up. i run up and rip his mustasch off right then and there. "That's for Jesus you ass!" i yell. he laughs then whips out his dick to smack me with it. suddenly im naked, hitlers severed dick is in my mouth, and the nazis are falling down around us. then, something miraculously wonderful happens. Hitler EXPLODE!
needless to say, i dont believe him. then the house start shaking. Nazis are under us and lifting the building in the air. "Destroy the house!" they chant. of course i suddenly realize, hitler hated blue. and guess wt odd color my house happens to be painted.. anyway. hitler shows up. i run up and rip his mustasch off right then and there. "That's for Jesus you ass!" i yell. he laughs then whips out his dick to smack me with it. suddenly im naked, hitlers severed dick is in my mouth, and the nazis are falling down around us. then, something miraculously wonderful happens. Hitler EXPLODE!
I actualy want to be a comedian... I mean people paying me money to me talk!? That would be awesome! I love how they can say anything they want and get away with it. The guys like "So I did a lot of crack last night" and im like woah wait a minute... and there's a cop sitting next to me laughing like a crazy person! Isn't he supposed to do something about that? I know its a joke but come on man!
