Poetry competition CLOSED 16th April 2012 5:09am
WINNER
siphondarkness (Levi)
siphondarkness (Levi)
RUNNERS-UP:
BleedingInferno219
and Loveless_Lifeless
disney characters turn bad
THE FAIREST ZOMBIE OF THEM ALL
"Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest
Of them all?"
"With guns of great aim
As this world goes up with one flame
Snow White I declare
With her white studded mair
Her dwarfs have gone
But she still has till dawn
With her prince charming at her side
And her fairies to guide
Snow White I declare
With her white studded mair"
The chipmunks and deer
That once killed her fear
Now follow her hungry and moaning
As they creep closer you hear them groaning
Her friends are dead
Her heart is full of dread
How will she go on and make it to dawn?
They attack
She fights back
The horde its gone?
Ten minutes till dawn
At least that's the happy ending?
WRONG!
An apple red and delicious
Plucked from a tree that seems so viscous
"A bite won't hurt?"
Now she's lying in the dirt
With a moan
And obviously a groan
You question the mirror once more
"Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest
ZOMBIE of them all?"
"SNOW WHITE
SNOW WHITE"
As the sun began to rise
You'll hear her faint cries
Her flesh is burning
Because of her yearning
For that one bite
Ended her fight
For no guns of great aim
Will ever hide her shame
For the last bite she'll take
Took it all without a stake
"I don't think a true loves kiss
Will turn out to fix this"
"Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest
Of them all?"
"With guns of great aim
As this world goes up with one flame
Snow White I declare
With her white studded mair
Her dwarfs have gone
But she still has till dawn
With her prince charming at her side
And her fairies to guide
Snow White I declare
With her white studded mair"
The chipmunks and deer
That once killed her fear
Now follow her hungry and moaning
As they creep closer you hear them groaning
Her friends are dead
Her heart is full of dread
How will she go on and make it to dawn?
They attack
She fights back
The horde its gone?
Ten minutes till dawn
At least that's the happy ending?
WRONG!
An apple red and delicious
Plucked from a tree that seems so viscous
"A bite won't hurt?"
Now she's lying in the dirt
With a moan
And obviously a groan
You question the mirror once more
"Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest
ZOMBIE of them all?"
"SNOW WHITE
SNOW WHITE"
As the sun began to rise
You'll hear her faint cries
Her flesh is burning
Because of her yearning
For that one bite
Ended her fight
For no guns of great aim
Will ever hide her shame
For the last bite she'll take
Took it all without a stake
"I don't think a true loves kiss
Will turn out to fix this"
The Black Widow
She's known as an angel
She's know as a saint
But what they don't see
Behind the door
She's really just a whore
She took her prince
And all his money
Gave him one pleasure night
They went to bed
He woke up dead
Next were her seven men
Who weren't really friends
One by one, she seduced them all
Each letting out a moan
Leaving them dead, taking all they own
All men of the kingdom warned
She's not some little girl
She'll wine and dine you
But one look at her poison apples
Will leave you left for dead
She's known as an angel
She's know as a saint
But what they don't see
Behind the door
She's really just a whore
She took her prince
And all his money
Gave him one pleasure night
They went to bed
He woke up dead
Next were her seven men
Who weren't really friends
One by one, she seduced them all
Each letting out a moan
Leaving them dead, taking all they own
All men of the kingdom warned
She's not some little girl
She'll wine and dine you
But one look at her poison apples
Will leave you left for dead
From the wicked queen's mirror:
"Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all"
Snow White is the winner yet again
She lives with seven waist-high men
who spend their days inside a cave
and they say 'wicked' is how you behave?
She's not as pure as you believe
with seven dwarfs she's on her knees
the only thing about her that's white
is what's on her chin-- what an appetite!
That she's fairer than you couldn't be righter
Snow White's also a hell of a lot tighter
With all those horny dwarves at home,
You'll have a hard time finding her alone!
She's got a higher tolerance than you think
The only thing she does, besides fuck, is drink
The only time she puts down her glass
Is when those dwarves get her in the ass
There's sleepy, dopey, grumpy and bashful
Even Doc is more than a handful
Happy, sometimes, he gets left out
But Sneezy really gives her reason to shout
So, you wicked, weary, loosened hag
Cover your face with a paper bag
Go out into the outer sticks
With any luck you'll find seven hard little dicks!
"Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all"
Snow White is the winner yet again
She lives with seven waist-high men
who spend their days inside a cave
and they say 'wicked' is how you behave?
She's not as pure as you believe
with seven dwarfs she's on her knees
the only thing about her that's white
is what's on her chin-- what an appetite!
That she's fairer than you couldn't be righter
Snow White's also a hell of a lot tighter
With all those horny dwarves at home,
You'll have a hard time finding her alone!
She's got a higher tolerance than you think
The only thing she does, besides fuck, is drink
The only time she puts down her glass
Is when those dwarves get her in the ass
There's sleepy, dopey, grumpy and bashful
Even Doc is more than a handful
Happy, sometimes, he gets left out
But Sneezy really gives her reason to shout
So, you wicked, weary, loosened hag
Cover your face with a paper bag
Go out into the outer sticks
With any luck you'll find seven hard little dicks!
Anonymous
hope this is done properly 
((cool idea for creative writing))
Cinderella was a millionaire
She had actual gold woven into her hair.
She was crafty indeed-sitting daily and planning
Her step sisters had no idea she was just scamming
Alone in her dungeon, they thought she was dying
but she knew all along that she'd soon be flying.
The day alas came, the palace-the ball,-
Cinderella smiled sweetly-pretended to fall
for the prince.
She just wanted his horse-
so she hit him with her shoe-
and it was hopelessly lost.
On her horse she went quickly
and left that old city-
At long last arriving in the jungle they reside in.
Them-
she knew it all along
Her father was hiding with his Mistress
In a bog-doing all he could to avoid
child support or another night
with the evil third wife back home.
Her stepmother was hateful, she agreed with a smile-
but what did she do-to be left at her side?
Of course he could not answer-which made her even madder
So she blew up the planet
then exploded in laughter.
((cool idea for creative writing)) Cinderella was a millionaire
She had actual gold woven into her hair.
She was crafty indeed-sitting daily and planning
Her step sisters had no idea she was just scamming
Alone in her dungeon, they thought she was dying
but she knew all along that she'd soon be flying.
The day alas came, the palace-the ball,-
Cinderella smiled sweetly-pretended to fall
for the prince.
She just wanted his horse-
so she hit him with her shoe-
and it was hopelessly lost.
On her horse she went quickly
and left that old city-
At long last arriving in the jungle they reside in.
Them-
she knew it all along
Her father was hiding with his Mistress
In a bog-doing all he could to avoid
child support or another night
with the evil third wife back home.
Her stepmother was hateful, she agreed with a smile-
but what did she do-to be left at her side?
Of course he could not answer-which made her even madder
So she blew up the planet
then exploded in laughter.
This is an old post from the "Corrupt a wish" thread .
it's no poem , just thought i'd throw it up for some amusement
"I wish someone would do my laundry"
Its an all out Disney cartoon in your house.
The sound of music is playing from your toaster
and colorful birds and fluffy rabbits are
tending to your laundry happily while you dance
like mary poppins laughing loudly dressed
in a yellow polka dot straight from the 50s.
Your laundry,dishes,counters e.t.c are all sparkling.
however there is a knock on the door and when you open it
a familiar animaion says "ssshhhhHHHH i'm hunting waabbits"
he then proceeds to massacre the wabbits with
his now upgraded ak74u then his eyes turn to you.
At gun point he makes you put on a bunny suit
and gratify him countless times while he shouts
"aint that the biggest cawwot you ever seen bitch" ....
well the house is full of dead wabbit, flesh and guts
and you are put off all vegetables and cartoons for life.
now you wish you just had of done the fuckin laundry?
it's no poem , just thought i'd throw it up for some amusement
"I wish someone would do my laundry"
Its an all out Disney cartoon in your house.
The sound of music is playing from your toaster
and colorful birds and fluffy rabbits are
tending to your laundry happily while you dance
like mary poppins laughing loudly dressed
in a yellow polka dot straight from the 50s.
Your laundry,dishes,counters e.t.c are all sparkling.
however there is a knock on the door and when you open it
a familiar animaion says "ssshhhhHHHH i'm hunting waabbits"
he then proceeds to massacre the wabbits with
his now upgraded ak74u then his eyes turn to you.
At gun point he makes you put on a bunny suit
and gratify him countless times while he shouts
"aint that the biggest cawwot you ever seen bitch" ....
well the house is full of dead wabbit, flesh and guts
and you are put off all vegetables and cartoons for life.
now you wish you just had of done the fuckin laundry?
Anonymous
Oh You Bad Mickey
went to shake Mickey's hand
but he missed mine
his big white glove ended up
well... not shaking my hand
I liked it so much though
I found his dressing room
but Minnie was around
so I had to wait my turn
Minnie didn't notice me
so when she was down the hallway
I slipped into his room
oh what a fun ride we had
went to shake Mickey's hand
but he missed mine
his big white glove ended up
well... not shaking my hand
I liked it so much though
I found his dressing room
but Minnie was around
so I had to wait my turn
Minnie didn't notice me
so when she was down the hallway
I slipped into his room
oh what a fun ride we had
Anonymous
Not-So-Little Red Riding Hood
She’s all grown up
Tired of running her
little-girl errands
now she wants to feed her own
needs
and she’s been working up
an appetite.
She knows the wolves
only too well these days
and it is to them she brings
her little basket of treats.
They are the ones she loves to
feed
Hungry filthy savage beasts
But they know exactly what
not-so-little Red Riding Hood
needs.
She feasts on their
greed -
She's all grown up now.
And once she's untied that hood
they must cower before
the huntress underneath
Little Red is no longer little.
She is a sassy, wolf-eating lamb
- a she-devil
Searching for her next prey.
What do you say?
Think you can handle her?
She’s all grown up
Tired of running her
little-girl errands
now she wants to feed her own
needs
and she’s been working up
an appetite.
She knows the wolves
only too well these days
and it is to them she brings
her little basket of treats.
They are the ones she loves to
feed
Hungry filthy savage beasts
But they know exactly what
not-so-little Red Riding Hood
needs.
She feasts on their
greed -
She's all grown up now.
And once she's untied that hood
they must cower before
the huntress underneath
Little Red is no longer little.
She is a sassy, wolf-eating lamb
- a she-devil
Searching for her next prey.
What do you say?
Think you can handle her?
Walt! Your oldest friend is a theif!
He is a lil sneak
The one they call the thief
He sneaks from his clubhouse
and runs like a mouse
He has a five finger discount
everywhere when he goes out
No one has seen his identity
They have seen red pants, if their lucky
But they know he has big ears
and a squeaky voice they can hear
But what they will never know
everything that he stole
He is a lil sneak
The one they call the thief
He sneaks from his clubhouse
and runs like a mouse
He has a five finger discount
everywhere when he goes out
No one has seen his identity
They have seen red pants, if their lucky
But they know he has big ears
and a squeaky voice they can hear
But what they will never know
everything that he stole
Why red why?
The bleeding rose
her white cloak stained red
She knew the fight would be bad
but she almost ended up dead
Off to the wolf
to tell him the mission was done
That crazy old lady
Finally was gone
Now the wolf and miss hood
Could finally get their prize
A family fortune gave to them
when her granny died
Not to mention the house
That gigantic mansion in the woods
They worked so hard
and now it was theirs for good
The bleeding rose
her white cloak stained red
She knew the fight would be bad
but she almost ended up dead
Off to the wolf
to tell him the mission was done
That crazy old lady
Finally was gone
Now the wolf and miss hood
Could finally get their prize
A family fortune gave to them
when her granny died
Not to mention the house
That gigantic mansion in the woods
They worked so hard
and now it was theirs for good
