Detachable Penis

…and the wind whispered “if you fuck ‘em, they will come”...
  
That’s when Viktor decided to build himself a machine,  
An apparatus designed to make the women cream,  
Like a dream schemed in the mind of a deviant teen,  
He'd lure them into his lair and fuck ‘em to the extreme.  
   
Viktor spent years building the device in his basement,  
For one day it would take over as a replacement,  
But if you ask anyone, this was no easy task,  
He customized it so it would fit into his shaft.  
   
He made it look natural, complete with brakes and pads,  
Hooking up the electrodes right into his gnads,  
He built controls to be able to change length and girth,  
A fitting for each woman always making it their worth.  
   
Then he’d prowl the clubs at night and seduce the females,  
Promising them bliss with all the vivid details,  
And those who took a chance on Viktor would enjoy the ride,  
His contraption always left them very satisfied.  
   
His became a thing of legend and urban erotic lore,  
Every woman fell in love because they wanted more,  
Viktor kept improving the machine he erected,  
He'd work until his performance would be perfected.  
   
One night in his lab as Viktor tinkered with the device,  
He heard the voice again giving him the same advice,  
He looked around and couldn't see where it had came from,  
As the voice again said: “If you fuck ‘em, they will come”.  
   
Just then a loud bolt of lightning struck across the sky,  
He removed the wires quickly so he wouldn’t fry,  
But the computer registered a strange anomaly,  
Viktor became supercharged anatomically.  
   
The shaft became fully engorged and it grew quite large,  
And the voice said “MOTHERFUCKER, I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE”,  
Baffled that he didn’t know how to control his bone,  
Viktor screamed “IT’S ALIVE! It’s got a mind of its own!”.  
   
“I’M ORGASMATRON, MASTER OF CLIMAX AND ORGASM”  
As Viktor trembled with fear, he felt a strange spasm,  
“What do you want to do?” He asked almost out of breath,  
“LET’S GO FUCK SOMEONE HARD INTO A BEAUTIFUL DEATH”.  
   
And Viktor went out into the cool October nights,  
Picking up women who were curious with delight,  
But ORGASMATRON would leave women so elated,  
He’d pound them so hard until they were dehydrated.  
   
Women would scream and cream in the agony of bliss,  
Leaving Viktor unsure if it was real or just piss,  
They would pass out as ORGASMATRON would then connive,  
Escaping into the night unsure if they were left alive.  
   
And Viktor would go off and find another victim,  
Then it didn’t matter if it was a male rectum,  
ORGASMATRON took over until Viktor was numb,  
Obeying his new master, fuckin’ em until they’d come.  
   
So men, protect your wives and girlfriends it’s your duty,  
And if you’re not into it, make sure to guard your booty,  
A ferocious dong prowls amongst us ‘til early dawn,  
Beware of the sexual monster called ORGASMATRON.

Two buns and some meat
A burger or some anal
Two drums of some skeet
The synagogue or the cradle
I have chosen the crib
The results could be fatal
This baby needs a bib
Some cream cheese for its bagel
It wants to reason with me
It’s age makes it unable
I’d ignore it if it could
Some would call me unstable  
We sit at opposite ends
Of the mahogany table
I think “slip the tip in”
I want my hog in ye, Mable
But before I throatpie the infant
I gift my sack with a staple
My cock oozes sweet syrup  
I’m not talkin’ bout maple

It's time for a change of pace and produce something new
So naturally the next step is to focus on poo
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, did not intend to upset your daughter
I only tried to share a glass of my finest shit water
That pungent smell and the unmatched viscosity
These uncultured swine call it a terrible atrocity
They fail to consider the potential of art
One can produce with a fugazi fart
So coat your brush as well as ink blotter
This modern Picasso paints with only shit water
A master of strokes and a blender of cultures
The smell is so awful it repels even vultures
Create new beginnings while the toilet faces slaughter
The power within comes from stanky shit water

Tickle the cock, the balls, and the gooch
Then come around
Give anus a smooch

oh I’m so lonely!
need a dose of ecstasy,
for my fantasy,

a man’s substitute,
he ain’t but my prostitute,
just interlude,

he’s strong and steady
even when I’m not horny,
teases my fanny,

he’s pink and sturdy
exciting vibing beauty,
true discovery!!

“oh my sweet baby
watcha doin to me, baby?
I need you too much!!”

“need that soft touch,”
subtlety electrifying,
that shock! what a rush!

I’m coming undone,
a quick romp and I’m so done!
minute carnal fun!

Oh My! How Groovy
he’s here to make me happy,
yeah! quick and nippy!

oh low and behold
orgasmic, saying hello!
oh well, it’s Lelo!!!

To King Missile, with all the lust
and cum I can bust
Because of DP
not double penetration,
but the creation
of Detachable Penis,
I dreamed this

Sensual, Naughty Noise club-house grooves
to make your head bob
like ropes of pulsation
draining balls that spewed
and pussy that squirts
from pleasure, delight
 my sexual soul was made bold
and longs to excite
your inner freak desires
from samples personally created,
not some random shit
Cum get intimate with me
from the oohhs, ahhs
from a half century, of OMGs
fuck faces, and curling toes
I welcome the world to the story I sowed
Made to get you sexually amped
Get near it, go hear it
on bandcamp
its DOM the dirtyoleman=

DP was the seed that birthed we
DOM/SuperPerv/ yours tru
da Poet FreakNasty

      "Her alien sexual fantasies caused her a permanent exile
Now a pariah of her race, because her exploits were forbidden and vile,
      "For many alien species she is called a galactic forbidden sickness
Or better known as the cursed Xenomorph Erotic Empress,
 
      "Her reputation throughout the cosmos grew
Creating a twisted following who were limited and few,
      "The fools did not know they were messing with venom
Until her sought teachings transformed them into a victim,
 
      "A pornographic predator who prey on primitive worlds
Not giving a fuck about religion, race if they're boy or girl,
      "Just flesh to be bio-reconstructed in the worst way
Then leaving them transformed and mind raped from her erotic play,
 
      "She visits galaxies that has an abundance of births
Her preferred choice is the deformed and retarded at first,
      "A seductive charlatan promising a better life
But not telling them its only possible if they survive her surgical knife,
 
      "From creating artificial orifices to erotic toxic skin
Even cerebral euphoric seizures when her victims think about sin,
      "Forcing unwanted pregnancies to any gender she is fuckin
Then in midterm performing xenomorph orgasmic curettage abortion,
 
      "Gender transforming transsexuals for her is a sick dream
With no anesthesia administered their asses begin to scream,
      "Sexual torture and uncomfortable surgery get her xeno wet
And if they die out of the nearest airlock their bodies she jets,
 
      "Those that survive are tagged with a kiss of false love
Infused with a parasitic enraptured sickness that incubates in blood,
      "Years later she returns to perform her xenomorph sexual hunt
Rape-killing those captured with her polymorphic cunt,
 
      "The innocent around she makes sure there is no escape
Receiving a mutilating penetrating tentacle fate,
      "Then once again teleporting back to her ship
Lightspeed to another planet performing the same shit".