Bad Sex

My dear Strumpkin,  
 
My dearest friend, I must tell you what has happened to me.
 I had  chanced upon an abandoned  road where there was an embankment of earth along the side, about eight feet high.  
 
On this darkened unknown alley there were several sundry women who I found with their head and arms trapped in the bank of soil.  The remainder of their bodies appeared rather voluptuosly for the taking, in fact writhing to the rythms of fornication.
 I indeed did want sorely to take one or more between my loins, as the women themselves, through some mysterious Art, did call to me as  did the sirens of long ago sailing shipmate lore.  

But I, much Sharp of hearing did note, one of these,  the freshest of damsels in this clutch, did tremble and whimper with fear. Any lust i may have felt,  doused mightily by  cold splash of her worried refrain.    
 
Insofar as the gentleman that I perceived my self to be, I resolved to save this lassy from her predicament and offer her my bachelor's honourable hand in marriage.    
   
I surmised some monster by some force held her upper body concealed in the dirt, leaving her most irresistible back side exposed for to  draw me near like a mouse trap. I being a mouse, she, the cheese.
 
Being much on my guard, I outwardly feigned drunkenness of a carnal nature, approaching her trembling awesomeness with my own at the ready.   
Grasping her pelvis, parlaying the pole mighty close,
I graze lips layered in love locks.
I unsheathed my sword, driving it deep into the unsuspecting earthen bank, whilst pulling the damsel with all my being to free her from this monster, that was now emiting an earth shaking shriek. Momentarily losing it's grip, islimed tentacles pulled from nostrils, mouth and unwrapped from her torso.    
   
I did abandon my sword in the flailing arms, reaching out to re-gain her recapture.  Long runful strides brought us well away from the Chaos.  I lay her down  on  moss meadow of the moor,
My great woolen coat and cover her pudendal shame.    
   
I cooed to calm  fair damsel, awaiting her words which did not come.  Her face in much distress, I stood, to leave her side, to grant her her privacy and to give me some needed grace to
digest on these grisly events.    
   
Eventually I made my return, only to find not her nor my coat. Vanished had they, into foggy night.   I a man, much forlorned by her choice,  I did emit a cry of my own loss.  Some lengthy whimper, moose call extraordinaire    
I faced my new future, Damseless. I composed myself, set off down towards the Coast to my abode.  I no sooner had begun the journey, when much to my startlement, there was, blocking my path forward, an Olive skinned beauty ,  eyes piercing into mine.    
 
it was mere seconds before she held complete control over us, her nudity rekindling nascent desire.    
Arms encircle, lips melt mine,  pelvis  pressed against pole
softly, rhythmically.  
 
In perceived perception of matrimonial moors , I sweep her  joyously off her feet, to commence carrying
Olive home to make my love under my roof,  
In doing so I catch sight of small tentacles retreating back inside.

I maintain my  composure after the ghastly sight.  
I fail not  my outward show of Adoration.  
Thus I scheme:  I lay down great coat right then and there, positioning her in the center of my Universe
 caressing  body with man's hands kisses,  and man wishes,
  
 resting man's hand .onto woman's  trembling thigh,  I  dangerously high, danger being nigh. 
I perch at the plunge, sigh...

NOW, Sword hand knocks my  to the side,
Spear hand jams fully  inside the little creature's abode
Mightily the mini monster mords it's beak  into me
I pull a prolonged pull, , slurp glurp pop, tentacles separate one by one
      
I slam hard hand's catch to the cobbled stone.
Olive crys and grabs towards  her beastchild.
Sadly, I must thrust her from me with a boot to her shoulder
to attend to the little demon at hand.
  
Olive lies, limp emotionless, motionless
I bundle her up in my great coat , toss her over my shoulder for the long walk home.  
 
 My  strides rock her to sleep. Our Eden unknown.
   
 
 

First thing in the morning,    
                            'cause you got to pee,    
you roll over in bed...    
                             and without by-your-leave,                  
you reach out and grab me.    
                             Put me on... like a sock!    
I was deep in a dream    
                             and it comes as a shock... to know...      
you were down hanging out with the guys...    
                             recounting our lives...    
and describing our sex life in vivid detail...which later you claim    
                             is a quality male!    
   
And it goes without saying    
                             that each "Piece of Ass"    
shall be taken from storage    
                             and held to the glass...    
   
Strangely: I'm not so sure  
                             what I feel...                    
You are such a...Cloddish...Useless...Nit-brained...Twit!  
                 What a wit... less wonder...  
                  
                              Aargggh!...    
And now this rednecked, arsehole, Cowboy-booted-CUNT!    
                            ¿wonders why I'M pissed off?  

 “Of all the ones it was the lifelong family friend  
The man she always trusted who would do her in,  
 “A trust that was fake and never real  
Twisted and sick like that unknowingly swallowed pill,  
   
  “He spiked her drink, now she’s naked exposing her pink  
As he sucks her pussy and his friends hold her feet,  
 “She knows freedom is lost as she looks towards the door  
Pinned to the floor while being treated like a two dollar whore,  
   
 “Unwanted dick to her pussy was torture to her soul and spirit  
And her constant begging-no one was trying to hear it,  
  “No hope while dick penetrated her pussy and throat  
Simultaneously giving her a painful front and back long stroke,  
   
 "Raw love, no glove as she trickles blood  
Embarrassed by her orgasms while getting fucked on a old rug,  
"The physical pain combines with the emotional hurt    
As she’s passed around so more hard dicks can put in work,  
   
 “The tears in her eyes they paid no mind  
As they spit on her ass to lubricate her behind,  
 “Causing her to bite herself to the bone    
Because one after another they drove their dick home,  
   
 “The only time her ass and pussy got rest  
Is when the motherfuckers start fighting about whose next?  
 “Or when put in another sexual position  
But she was dazed and defenseless with no comprehension,  
   
 “Once done one of them let their pit bull have some fun  
While another fucked her deep with a loaded gun,  
 “They made her swallow urine until she became sick  
Even made her lick their ass after taking a slimy shit,  
   
 “She’s forever traumatized by sex so there is no hope  
Even with psychiatric care and prescribed medicated dope,    
 “The incident became angry national news  
As their trial was quick and they awaited sentencing in their county blues,  
   
 “All eight got sentenced federal years for the brutal rape  
Some start to cry, but it’s too motherfucking late,  
 “As they envisioned prisoners waiting for them at the gate  
Now a twenty-five year train ride is their assholes fate.”    
   
   
Lil Dookey      “Hey Big D ain’t them those men who raped that thirteen year old girl?”  
Big D            “Yeah. That’s them baby raping bitches. You know that was Marvin’s baby sister.”  
Lil Dookey      “Marvin! You ain’t talking about Life 1?”  
Big D            “For show. Life 1 has given the whole prison the green light to get their asses.”              
Lil Dookey      “Like the Bible say an eye for an eye, a hole for a hole.”  
Big D            “Preach on Lil Dookey. Preach on.”    
Lil Dookey      “Let’s go get something to eat. I always like to fuck on a full stomach.”  
Big D            “I feel ya’. Damn! Just thinking about it got my twelve inches swole as a motherfucker.”