Poetry competition CLOSED 8th August 2011 1:21am
WINNER
Darkbee (DB)
Darkbee (DB)
RUNNERS-UP:
jolais
and Bonang
limericks :
Darkbee said:Do you get to judge yourself Eamon? I hope you don't take it personally if you don't win. 
enough people judge me D.B
just having some fun,bit of a block going on at the minute.
you know the crack.
p.s the very first one i posted on this thread i heard spike milligan say on an interview.
enough people judge me D.B
just having some fun,bit of a block going on at the minute.
you know the crack.
p.s the very first one i posted on this thread i heard spike milligan say on an interview.
thanks to all entrants, it has been an entertaining competition to run.
first place:
D.B
There was an adulterous cheat
who would fuck girls he met in the street.
His wife became tired
and so she conspired,
while sleeping, to cut off his meat.
runner up:
jolais:
There once was a woman in drag
who was fond o' the occassional slag
She tied them to trees
made them squeal on their knees
whene'er she felt rough on the rag
runner up:
bonang
There once was a boy,a gillie,
who stumbled upon a filly:
he flicked her tits,
she flicked his bits,
And they fucked each other silly.
all entries were great and most welcome
outstanding entries included
misty rose
jestathelessa
aglitch
viddax
beautiful accident
many thanks to all.
first place:
D.B
There was an adulterous cheat
who would fuck girls he met in the street.
His wife became tired
and so she conspired,
while sleeping, to cut off his meat.
runner up:
jolais:
There once was a woman in drag
who was fond o' the occassional slag
She tied them to trees
made them squeal on their knees
whene'er she felt rough on the rag
runner up:
bonang
There once was a boy,a gillie,
who stumbled upon a filly:
he flicked her tits,
she flicked his bits,
And they fucked each other silly.
all entries were great and most welcome
outstanding entries included
misty rose
jestathelessa
aglitch
viddax
beautiful accident
many thanks to all.
