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dejure (vick)
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poet Anonymous

Poetry Contest

Write an erotica poem without any body parts or profanity
I enjoy comps that make a person use a few brain cells… here’s one I like to try every now and then, because it throws people into a panic when they have to use their brain a bit:

Write an erotic poem… BUT:

• You may not use any body part or parts of the body at all in your poem. You may not use slang words for a body part.

• You may not use swear words / profanity.

• You may not use images / videos / spoken word to accompany your piece.



2 weeks.
Poem must be a new write.
Any use of the above will deem your entry invalid.
Up to 2 entries per human being.
No inclusion of minors / rape / incest.
All sexualities and genders welcome here. This is a safe expression zone.
Judged by me, your friendly neighbourhood queer.

Best of luck 🤞🏻

AspergerPoet56
Tyrant of Words
Scotland 33awards
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neves
Twisted Dreamer
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Joined 13th Mar 2023
Forum Posts: 34

Helmut

 
chooses coffee  
   
and I sigh  
knowing how  
that could    
turn out  
   
but they arrive  
with a clean tone
in vintage leather  
and sunshine
wrapped
in locks,  
   
asks permission    
to embrace  
my frame  
   
that has seen    
better days  
   
has lived    
better days,  
   
I listen to    
them speaking  
with a bold    
european  
flow    
   
as forty six  
year old blue 
begin washing  
over burnt  
out hazel    
   
gazing at
their touch
curling round
a coffee
cup.
Written by neves
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LunaGreyhawk
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 8th July 2019
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Locorum I


allow me, my love  
to explore the expanse  
of your topography,  
let me map, in tactile bliss
the limits to be met  
at your borders;  
a sigh upon your breath  
is all it takes for desire  
to bloom, sweetly  
and fiercely, wanton  
lilies pure until plucked;
they grow wild here,  
between us,
reaching upward  
from the searching  
of our roots;
pushed higher still  
with every labored  
exhalation, until    
in the untamed fields
we glimpse nirvana  
Written by LunaGreyhawk
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Ljdynamic
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 18th Aug 2017
Forum Posts: 374

Sonesta

Every kiss that lands unfolds a moment
and breaths speak untold words.
They echo through my soul,
and control of my discipline is lost.
Our harmonies beat together
in this repeated rhythm of heaven.
Taking me through the clouds,
slowly quaking the depths of my very being.
As I caress your essence with my touch
I address that I relish in your exploration of me.
My thoughts pirouette around yours;
we are caught in a dance of love.
And we create a musical masterpiece
full of unadulterated passion.
Written by Ljdynamic
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MidnightSonneteer
Dangerous Mind
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SX-70

There's an instant gratification there  
Fetching your likeness into fetish  
Wherein you are visibly coquettish  
About the macro focus way I stare  
To better bind your soul as tight  
As the feral souls of yesteryear  
Whose undeveloped facets were so clear  
To the deep gaze of talismanic sight.  
 
And yet again in an altered mien  
There is an imploration in your view  
That you look at me as I do to you,  
But this time with no shutter in between  
Any of the glory you choose to spread...  
Or the scanty snapshots left on the bed.  
Written by MidnightSonneteer
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poet Anonymous

Thanks for your entries Neves, LJDynamic, LunaGreyHawk, MinightSonneteer. Lovely.

Neves- you’ve got hands, eyes, and at a push mullet in your poem. Please could you amend to fit the rules?

Thank you 😊

Betty
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Questions: is flesh a body part?

How about internal organs? Does a spleen count?
What about eyebrows?

Also… define… profanity. I can’t say cock but what about piss, shit, damn and hell?

Euphanism?

Can I swallow your man-scaped hotdog with my tulips?

Thank you for your time,
Betty
#keepingitclassy


(makes steady eye contact)
(scoots out of thread dragging butthole along carpet)


poet Anonymous

Betty said:Questions: is flesh a body part?

How about internal organs? Does a spleen count?
What about eyebrows?

Also… define… profanity. I can’t say cock but what about piss, shit, damn and hell?

Euphanism?

Can I swallow your man-scaped hotdog with my tulips?

Thank you for your time,
Betty
#keepingitclassy


(makes steady eye contact)
(scoots out of thread dragging butthole along carpet)



Point 1- Flesh, spleen, eyebrows are part of the body, so not allowed.

Point 2 - Hardcore profanity - piss, shit, fuck c..t etc, not allowed. Damn and hell I think would be fine.

Point 3 - Euphemism allowed. Slang words for a body part are not.

Point 4 -Grab a napkin homie.

Point 5 - May I suggest a vet.

Ta very much.

DaisyGrace
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I do love when you run this competition!

ThePiper
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Wind Pollination

The mischievous wind drifts almost aimlessly
Through soft, seductive veils and covers
Over hills and valleys curving sensuously
Over hidden places, under covers and over
Tangled mounds that lead down to a secret
Valley which, with tender words and gentle
Persuasion and especially sweet seduction
Can be turned at first into a gently flowing
Musky river that invites and welcomes
Old friends, new friends and even sometimes
Lucky, tempting, sweet spoken strangers
To play and tease and explore its folds
And sometime after gentle sighs and fiery moans
It spreads out wet, wide and willing
Inviting them in, deep inside its hidden cavern
And in time demands a life giving libation
Which surges and flows deep inside
Where none can easily see and new life
Lies waiting for a spark to set it free
Written by ThePiper
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ThePiper
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A great challenge. Thanks for making me think hard about euphemisms and sticking to rules.

poet Anonymous

DaisyGrace - Thanks lady! I must admit I do love this one just for the out of the box factor.

ThePiper - Thanks for your entry. You’re welcome!


Betty
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Moist and emblematic

 
 
My affirmations  
are muffled  
by a flood of  
salt and sin  
as my name  
is panted  
like a totem  
against evil
 
your musk  
seeps into  
every pore  
of this room  
 
and the bed  
 
shudders  
 
in beautiful  
effigy
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Betty
Tyrant of Words
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Skyclad evaporations

The sheets,    
crisp when you lay me down,  
twist damply  
in blatant rebellion  
against the silent promise  
that lust would eat us
like acid rain  
and nothing more.  
   
Nothing more.  
   
but lust,    
all consuming,  
relentless,  
crazed,  
was but a prelude,  
   
and our osmosis to the sky    
didn't hang romantic  
shining soul-lights    
in a mythic blue haze    
   
it punched holes in the    
dark umbrella of never;  
it thundered to life drowned suns    
in the chaos of always;  
it cut combusting nebulas  
from the pleasure screams of pain    
caging against the    
walls of our bedroom,  
   
like lightning  
hitting    
standing  
water.  
And I come  
   
(my god,    
baby,    
yes,  
please,  
there…)
 
   
apart  
   
at the shockwave.  
   
I come with you again  
as you roll me over  
so I can rain a little  
hell from the sky,  
and I mean to  
make you suffer    
   
but instead    
   
I sigh  
love words  
like a soft rain    
against the    
sweat-stained    
headboard  
   
Baby,    
(yes…)  
   
Baby, we've punched holes in the    
umbrella of the universe,  
flooded the world  
(my world)  
and ascended.  
   
Here, now, in our    
beautiful constellation,    
we can see our breath  
as a mist  
through the    
black lights  
of the sky    
   
and baby,  
(my love)  
those lights  
bleed beautifully    
from our heaven
Written by Betty
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