Heaven or Hell

 “Fuck going to heaven because I rather go to hell
Because I like the sweet brimstone smell,
 “Sounds of the suffering is the everyday norm
And with the constant heat everybody stays warm,

 “Then when it’s my time for eternal judgment
I really can’t say motherfuckin shit,
 “You are the Alpha and Omega, so ain’t any sense lying
And to be honest, this is too much bullshit to deal with after dying,

“Fuck the pearly gates and the singing, because it makes me sick
The only sound I wanna hear is moans as girls ride my sinful dick,
 “Then pushing deep in their ass, causing intense pain
As the full effect of my attention getter goes straight to her brain,

 “Eternity is a long time for not having some angelic beef
That will lead to blood decorating the golden street,
 “But like Mexicans if you fight one you fight the whole click
And if Jesus arrive- I’m getting that holy act right real quick,

“Breaking the commandment ‘thou shall not kill’
Now I’m wrong. What the fuck is the deal?
 “Sodom and Gomorra, Noah and the world flood
And I’m gonna be punished for shedding blood,

 “Or a married woman giving me the pussy
I’m not the one married so why I gotta burn for her adultery,
 “Homosexuality, I’m not with it so I won’t go there
Because I don’t believe in shit stains being on the front of my underwear,

 “I know my mama wish she didn’t let my daddy’s dick penetrate
But for a weak minded motherfucka the thought would devastate,
 “I was created, because of their good time
So here’s my middle finger and the soundtrack of my nine,

  “Just letting you know I have fire in my hand, eyes and heart
So let hell nourish and ignite my spark,
 “I know this letter of resignation is blasphemous to the core
That will send me to my eternal torment forever more”.


Signed: Your creation with love

 
It was a dark and stormy night
It was love at first sight
When he laid eyes on something surreal
Seeing monstrous mysterious creatures
With twisted and distorted features
Something grotesque that had appeal

The graveyard carried reverberations
Of lonely whispers and incantations
Putting a spell on the mind and soul
An awakening of things from the beyond
That slowly emerged and spawned
Floating toward him with a casual stroll

But they quivered in pain and agony
With a chorus of infernal cacophony
Limping and dragging their rotten feet
As their sunken eyes filled with worms
Came to light in the flashes of the storm
Revealing their gaunt and putrefied meat

The departed had come back to life
And one of them was his late wife
She was emaciated by the years inside a tomb
He knew in his heart he still loved her
With tears of joy he went and hugged her
The invocation was a black prayer to exhume

But there was no spirit or life in her eyes
Masticating on dirt and maggots and flies
Hungry for flesh to replace the one she lost
She hissed his name as if to invite him
But with a new hunger she tried to bite him
Severing his neck he felt he had been crossed

All the other cadavers then approached
As he screamed to reprimand and reproach
But by then their rotted teeth sank into his skin
In pain he yelled her name asking why
As they tore into his nerves and eyes
While blood covered his mouth and chin

The smell of decay under the pouring rain
Slowly disappeared in the agony and pain
Because one of them chewed off his nose
But the sound of flesh being gnawed
Lingered on while his entrails were clawed
As they ate his face all the way down to his toes

And though he tried to scream some more
Someone had eaten his vocal chords
As he gargled blood he felt tongues slithering
Then for a split second he heard her voice
Enjoying his flesh like a slight humming noise
While the light in his spirit him began withering

And the last memory he had of his life
Was the moment when he met his wife
As they danced under a tropical summer storm
Now being devoured by her and other cadavers
Under the rain rejoined at this beastly gather
As he was being eaten alive by a hellish swarm

What was love at first sight deemed a fairy tale
What seemed to be heaven turned into hell
This spell had a curse and it quickly backfired
The necromancer rose a thousand corpses
Using all his powers and magical resources
To bring back the woman he loved and desired